❝ chris evans has a face that i'd be honored to sit on. ❞
Published - Dec. 7, 2018
Finished - Jul. 26, 2019
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[ sofia - sof chris e. - owner of my ass sebastian - sebbie anthony - cute bully elizabeth - lizzie tom holland - tommy boy paul - rudders scarlett - scarjo robert - king chadwick - cHaDwIcK mark - markie tom hiddleston - hot ass mofo jeremy - jer-bear chris h. - hemsworthy ]
CUTE BULLY who changed the group chat name
JER-BEAR who do you think
CUTE BULLY sofia you bitch
SOF urs sucked SOF you put the group chat name as "marvel" SOF THAT IS WAY TOO NORMAL NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH
cHaDwIcK ... cHaDwIcK anyways
SOF fuck u cHaDwIcK
cHaDwIcK i'm gonna get bullied about my name everytime i'm here right?
SOF u would be correct
LIZZIE GUYS LIZZIE I MADE CHICKEN ALFREDO LIZZIE
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SOF DUDE SOF u cant just send me pics of food if ur not gonna give it to me
TOMMY BOY exactly 😡😡😡
LIZZIE come over duh LIZZIE you live in ny right?
SOF wait u live there too?
LIZZIE yep LIZZIE come over !
TOMMY BOY guess i won't be eating anything smfh
SOF loser 👩🦲
TOMMY BOY ok so fuck you 😎
SOF u know what SOF swear words r illegal now. if u say one u'll be fined
OWNER OF MY ASS heck
SOF ur on thin fucking ice SOF oh no
SCARJO pay up
SOF uh SOF gotta camila
DIVA i cant keep up with all this slang i thought it was gotta zayn?
SOF there's multiple grandpa
DIVA damn it i really am getting old
SOF let bob ross caress ur happy little struggles away
DIVA you're right. i'm gonna go watch some bob ross
LIZZIE im forcing you to bring some alcohol on your way i forgot to stock up
SOF alcohol in exchange for chicken alfredo? SOF well slam me in my tender butthole sir uve got urself a deal
SEBBIE i SEBBIE bye
OWNER OF MY ASS you know what? OWNER OF MY ASS immortality isn't all that OWNER OF MY ASS it'd be awful cuz everyone you know would die before you and you'd just be left alone for the rest of eternity
CUTE BULLY this mfs so random
SOF i don't see the problem
OWNER OF MY ASS ... OWNER OF MY ASS anways
SOF u and chad istg 😡😡😡 SOF open up thottie i'm on ur porch
SCARJO love how they started talking like a week ago and they're already best friends
HOT ASS MOFO it was meant to be
SEBBIE exactly SEBBIE step up your game christopher
OWNER OF MY ASS maybe things would've been easier if i lived CLOSER TO HER
SOF y'all i'm still here SOF but go on i wanna see how this plays out
OWNER OF MY ASS nvm i'm gonna go sleep because i'm a good child
SOF what's it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night
OWNER OF MY ASS extremely refreshing OWNER OF MY ASS you should try it sometime
SOF no 😍 SOF goodnight chrissy :)
OWNER OF MY ASS goodnight sof :)
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most the shit that's in this book is from tumblr btw 🧎♀️🏌️♀️
