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CHRIS HAS ADDED SOFIA TO THE GROUP CHAT!

SOFIA
DJD JDMEKDJDD
SOFIA
i'm sorry
SOFIA
hello i'm sofia :)

SEBBIE
*pretends to be innocent*

SOFIA
uve only known me for like a week and u already know my tactics what kind of bullshit is this

SEBBIE
the best bullshit

CHRIS
everyone, introduce yourselves

UNKNOWN
you better give us some good ass nicknames

SOFIA
the pressure is real

UNKNOWN
i'm jeremy

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO JER-BEAR

CHRIS
wait change mine i want a good name :(

SOFIA HAS CHANGED CHRIS TO OWNER OF MY ASS

UNKNOWN
i'm scarlett :)

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO SCARJO

UNKNOWN
the one and only, robert downey jr

SOFIA
omg wig
SOFIA
king
SOFIA
legend
SOFIA
icon

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO KING

UNKNOWN
shit another tom
UNKNOWN
i'm anthony

SOFIA
MACKIE???

UNKNOWN
that would be me

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO CUTE BULLY

SOFIA
wow my hearts about to go into failure any second
SOFIA
I LOVE THE WAY U BULLY TOM 🤠🤠🤠🤠

CUTE BULLY
thank you, i do too 🤠🤠🤠🤠
CUTE BULLY
oh god i'm turning into the gen z kids save me

UNKNOWN
i'm tom

SOFIA
which one there's like 10

UNKNOWN
you right
UNKNOWN
tom h

SOFIA
which one there's like ten

UNKNOWN
HOLLAND

SOFIA
ahh got it

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO TOMMY BOY

UNKNOWN
i'm the other tom :)
UNKNOWN
tom hiddleston

SOFIA
dude
SOFIA
i love u

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO HOT ASS MOFO

HOT ASS MOFO
thank you, darling :)

SEBBIE
toms on the way to steal your girl chris

OWNER OF MY ASS
huh
OWNER OF MY ASS
guess that's why all the avengers hated loki fuck outta here tom

UNKNOWN
hello, i'm mark

SOFIA HAS CHANGED KNOWN TO MARKIE

SOFIA
activist king

UNKNOWN
i'm chad :)

SOFIA
LMFAO THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE TWEET THAT SAID "how did the coolest blackest dude in the galaxy end up with some white bread ass name like chadwick"

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO cHaDwIcK

cHaDwIcK
i was laughing in that video but that was just a cover up for the pain

SOFIA
it really do be like that sometimes

UNKNOWN
stfu chad stop stealing my spotlight
UNKNOWN
hI iM cHaD aNd YoU sHoUlD pItY mE bEcAuSe I hAvE a BaD fIrSt NaMe
UNKNOWN
anyways now that i'm done roasting chad
UNKNOWN
i'm paul :)

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO RUDDER

UNKNOWN
i'm elizabeth :)

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO LIZZIE

SOFIA
i love u the most

LIZZIE
IN YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU WEAK ASS BITCHES

OWNER OF MY ASS
"owner of my ass" disagrees

SOFIA
wait HOLD THE FUCK UP
SOFIA
U CAN TELL WHAT I SET UR NAMES AS ????

CUTE BULLY
oh honey

SOFIA
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
SOFIA
UVE BEEN SEEING THE THIRSTY NAMES I GIVE U GUYS
SOFIA
wow the embarrassment just wont stop today

OWNER OF MY ASS
it's okay we like our names

UNKNOWN
y'all fucking stop forgetting about me and stfu with your side convos
UNKNOWN
i'm chris hemsworth :))))

SOFIA HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN TO HEMSWORTHY

SOFIA
hehe
SOFIA
get it? cuz hemsWORTH and thor's worthy 😎😎😎😎

HOT ASS MOFO
marvelous!

KING
pls not the sarcastic compliment from hiddles

SOFIA
#rude #cancelled #fake #ripme #sadlife #depressed

TOMMY BOY
#dying #laughing #karma #byebitch

KING
oh god there's two of them



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