Elizabeth posted a status
HAHAHAHA I'M ACTUALLY ON AGAIN IN ONLY TWO WEEKS BUT I GUESS YOU SHOULD THANK THE LACK OF SLEEP TO BE HONEST AND MY TENDENCY TO BE BORED
Annabeth: Zeus save us all
Thalia: Actually, I think you should start praying to Hades now
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: Good point, unfortunately
Thalia: It's four am, aren't you supposed to be asleep?
Elizabeth: I'm supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint
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Thalia posted a status
Nico, I think you made a mistake too
Nico: Um
Nico: My whole life is made up of a series of mistakes
Nico: You're going to have to be more specific
Thalia: Gods, can't you just be straight with me for a moment?
Thalia: You can be gay with Will later, but just be straight with me right now
Nico: ...
Nico: Okay, what is this "mistake"?
Thalia: Is the fact that you have only slept for half an hour in the past five days not standing out to you?
Elizabeth: No, that's just relatable
Nico: Oh
Nico: Right
Thalia: Nico. You need sleep.
Nico: I'd rather someone take me out, to be honest.
Will: As in, a date or murder?
Nico: At this point, I no longer care
Nico: Surprise me.
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Percy has posted a status
This is getting too real too early for me
Elizabeth: Noo, I can't sleep
Percy: Well I can
Percy: Good night
Percy has logged off
Elizabeth: So salty...
Percy has logged on
Percy: I'm the son of the sea god- of course I'm salty
Percy has logged off
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Elizabeth posted a status
Percy is an oven
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: Explain
Elizabeth: Roasts me
Annabeth: Oh
Elizabeth: Sometimes I wonder if being on the receiving end of such sass is worth making other people laugh
Elizabeth: But then I remember that I do that in real life too, so I should care even less online
fin.
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(A/N): Bleh. So I finished my first college application... I'm so old... When I started this book I wasn't even in high school...
Also, what does chiz mean!? I'm seeing it in the comments, but...
-Elizabeth
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