Irondad & Spiderson

Phone Call*

"Mr. Stark I'm not skipping."

Another pause. "Good. Pep would not be happy if her favorite kid was skipping school. And I told you to call me Tony. I feel old when you call me 'Mr. Stark'"

"But you are old"

The class gasped at Peter's words. Tony gasped too but his was in mock offense.

"You wound me kid. You really do. I don't know why you're my favorite kid but whatever. Oh! Cap wants to know what you want for dinner"

Peter decided to ignore the favorite kid part considering he was the only kid at the tower (not counting Clint's child-like tendencies or Thor's childish intelligence). "Lasagna. Listen, Mr Stark, I gotta get back to class. Can I talk to you later? If it's a real emergency you can contact the office."

Instead of Tony's voice replying, it was Flash. "There's no way Penis knows Tony Stark"

It was at that moment Peter knew Flash had fucked up.

"What did you call my kid?" Tony spoke with venom laced in his words, clearly trying not to blast Flash with an Iron Man repulsor. The thought only briefly flashed through his mind but he was seriously considering it.

Apparently nobody heard Tony call Peter 'his kid'. Either that or they just ignored it. Or they believed Peter was faking the phone call.

But Flash being an idiot decided to keep talking. "Yeah it's probably just Ned or he just edited footage to make it seem like he knows Tony"

On the other end of the call, and unbeknownst to the students, Tony was fuming at a puny kid calling him Tony (only Peter could but Peter was not considered puny) and the same puny kid bullying Peter.

Peter was worried about Tony's reaction. So he was definitely surprised when Tony left with a curt 'goodbye'.

The young arachnid sat down with red cheeks as students stared and Mr. Smith began to lecture about the Stark Internship lie. The only two people who actually believed him at school were Ned (because he had been to the tower numerous times and even had an internship with Bruce Banner) and MJ (because she had also been to the tower numerous times and was working with Pepper Potts). Other than his two best friends, everyone else believed Peter was lying. Students and teachers alike made fun of the young boy and lectured him about lying.

But Peter was used to it by now (at least he claimed, in reality the words still stung). So he pretended to listen to the long boring lecture about lying before the lesson on dictatorships continued.

Peter tried to pay attention. He really did. And in the beginning he was. He was even taking notes on the (super duper boring) lesson. Words were copied exactly as Mr. Smith said them until Peter's enhanced hearing picked up the sound of a suit.

And not the kind from Brooks Brothers.

The one made from a gold-titanium alloy.

A.K.A. the Iron Man suit. (Duh)

The young hero looked out the window to see the familiar flash of gold and red across the New York skyline before landing in the schoolyard.

Students flicked to the window and began taking photos and shouting about the exciting entrance. Other classes also moved to see the famous Avenger and those on the other side of the school found out through various social medias and messaging apps. Those lucky enough to see Iron Man firsthand were grilled later that day for any and all information regarding the billionaire.

When Flash and Mr. Smith saw him, they both paled with fear as they recognized the world renowned hero. The arrogant teenager recovered first and quickly realized it would be a perfect opportunity to embarrass Peter.