Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]

Kristoff's brought a car! YAY!

I dare you guys to build kristoff a car. Then kristoff has to drive it.

Kristoff: A.....Car?......

Snow: *facepalm* Do you guys not know what anything is?!

Olaf: *hits himself with a hammer* I've been hit......With a hammer.....*giggles*

Snow: You guys are just.......Wow......

Jack: why thank you!

Hiccup: Jack she means we're wier-

Jack: Shut up Hicc!

Punzi: *comes in with junk in her hands* Alright I got all the car parts let's get started!

~Few minutes later~

Elsa: Where does this go?......

Merida: *holding a toilet seat* Where does this....go?

Anna: That's a....toilet seat

Merida: *throws the toilet seat at jacks face*

Punzi: Not just any toilet seat a used toilet seat! CALL NOW AND GET A FREE TOILET!

Snow: *coughs* Weirdos *coughs*

Punzi: YOU ALSO GET A CHANCE TO MEET THE SUPER SIX and the unfamous Snow.....SO CALL 123-379-1782!

~Two hours of 'weirdness' Later~

Olaf: May we present your NEW CAR! *shows a junky old car*

Sven: *moves away disgusted*

Kristoff: *gets in the car* This car smells like onion chips!

Jack: Sorry! That's my fault! I was eating onion chips there!

Snow: *facepalm* Worst chapter ever

Elsa: Go ahead and drive away kristoff

Kristoff: Uh...alright....so how do you turn this on?

Merida: With these little things *holds up the keys*

Snow: THEY'RE KEYS

Merida: ya those things....

Kristoff: *grabs the keys and starts the car* Alright how do you- *Drives Into the wall*

Anna: Your doing great!......I think.....

~With the trolls~

Kristoff: *comes out of the car*

Troll 1: KRISTOFFS HOME!

Troll 2: AND HES BROUGHT A GIRL!

Kristoff: W-wait *nervously chuckles* This isn't a girl.....

Troll 1: *looks at the car* Strong eyes-

Kristoff: It doesn't have eyes!

Troll 2: *gasps* Kristoff! HOW RUDE! *hugs the car* It's alright he's just having problems right now!

All the trolls: *look at kristoff ashamed*

Kristoff: B-b-but.......