I dare you guys to go camping in the studio and tell scary stories and whatever you do when you go camping. You also have to eat like campers :) Hope you live!
Punzi: I've always wanted to go camping!
Jack: *makes an ice tent* Well I got this all under control
Snow: *looks at Jack* What about food genius
Jack: *makes an ice spear* I'll hunt for food! *flys to another room*
Hiccup: Toothless go get real fo-
Jack: *yells from the other room* GUYS I GOT US A PIECE OF COUCH TO EAT!
Anna: Well I never tasted......Couch.....Before.....
Merida: *bites an apple*
Elsa: *snatches the apple from Merida* You can't eat food from the fridge! We eat what we find!
Merida: *Grabs another apple from her pocket*
Elsa: *throws Merida's apple*
Merida: *leans towards Anna* Anna do you have any apples?.....
Anna: *checks her pockets* Well let's see.....I got a mint....Some Money....
Snow: *takes the money from Anna's hand* Thank you for donating to the Snow Charity....This money will go to needy Living Talking Marshamllows.....With no homes... *sheds a tear*
~Two hours later~
Punzi: *roasting A piece of couch*
Anna: *has a piece of couch on a stick* Well.....Who's ever tasted couch? *smiles*
Hiccup: *claps* Give it up for the worst comedian!
Anna: Ooo Ooo! I got another joke! What do you call a cow with no feet?
Hiccup: Ground beef.....
Anna: *laughs hysterically* Ok Ok! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hiccup: To get to the other side.....
Anna: *Falls off the couch, laughing*
Hiccup: How is this funny?.....
Anna: *gets up* Ok! I got another one! what disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
Hiccup: *sighs* Tinselitus.....
Anna: *laughs again* Your turn to make a joke!
Hiccup: Ok....What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
Everyone but hiccup: .......
Hiccup: A cat-astrophe! *laughs*
Everyone but Hiccup: I don't get it......
Hiccup: -_-
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Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]
Fanfictiondiscontinued due to cringe excuse any errors such as misspelled words or grammar, this book is to cringe and I refuse to look back at it. deal with it lmao