Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]

Hans!

I dare Anna to call Hans and invite him over, then kiss him in front of all the others! After that do what you want with him. Fangirls might wanna give him a piece of there minds after what happened in frozen lol. Btw no one can know about this dare except you,snow and Jackson,because I ship it sorry snow!

Anna: I love this dare!!

Me: seriously I will never fall for this guy!!

Anna: (whispers) don't worry I ship it really hard! You should see them having a snowball fight it's so cute!

Jackson: so uh... So uh you gonna call this guy or what?

Anna: *grabs phone and calls Hans* hello?

Hans: who's this?

Anna: it's princess Anna!

Hans: Anna!

Anna: listen I was wondering if you could come to arrandelle!

Hans: I thought you were with the mountain man!

Anna: I dumped him!....

Hans: uh....I don't know...

Anna: great I'll see you soon! *hangs up*

Me: mountain man?.....

Anna: yeah that's kristoffs, nickname!

Me: pfft...mountain man!

Jackson: *throws snowball at snow*

Me: you did not just do that!! I came prepared! *grabs water balloon*

Jackson: *chuckles* oh I'm so scared of a water ballon! Aa! Please don't hurt me! *laughs*

Me: *smirks* if only you knew!.... *throws water balloon/ permanent ink balloon*

Jackson: *looks at his hoodie* what the heck ink?!

Me: it's not just ink it's permanent! *smiles*

Anna: he's here!!!

Hans: hey Anna!

Anna: hi Hans! Come with me to the other room! *takes Hans to the other room*

Snow & Jackson: *follow Anna and Hans*

IN THE OTHER ROOM....

Merida: hiccup we get it! We know how to play chess!

Jack: I still don't get it!

Merida: because your not listening!

Anna: hi guys!

Everyone else: *looks up from the chess board and sees Hans*

Jacks: what's he doing here?! Listen if your going to hurt elsa I will kill you!!!!

Kristoff: and if you hurt Anna I will kill you too!!!

Elsa: jack calm down he's not going to hurt us.....hopefully

Jack: We're watching you!

Kristoff: *looks at Hans carefully*

Anna: aw...but Hans is sweet *kisses Hans on the lips*

Everyone but snow,Jackson,Anna and Hans: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Kristoff: I don't know who I should be mad at.....

Elsa: I would be mad at Anna!!!!!

Kristoff: yeah ok! I'm going to ignore Anna! *leaves*

Anna: kristoff.....

Hiccup: well what do we do with the guy?

Me: I know what to do.....first we give him a piece of our minds then the fangirls can do whatever they want to him!

Elsa: well jack goes last because he'll give him a pretty good beating!

Everyone but jack: *look at jack*

Jack: what? He deserves it!

Me: yeah my idea kinda involves a cannon.....

Everybody but snow: WHAT?!

Me: guys cannons are the new weapons! Pfft... You guys don't watch any cartoon do you?

Elsa: we're adults not kids

Me: hey I'm not a kid! I just love cartoons.....

Jack: so uh...tell me how are you going to get a cannon?

Me: I know some people....

Anna: ok.....

Merida: I think I'll go first *kicks Hans in the face*

Hans: OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!

Merida: for almost killing my friends!

Punzi: *twists Hans arm* That's for hurting my cousins

Hiccup: *kicks Hans in the legs* I...just wanted to do that!!

Hans: *groans in pain*

Elsa: *punches Hans on the face* not so pretty now huh?

Hans: *groans* you hit harder than Anna!

Anna: *punches Hans* man I always wanted to that again!

Jack: now you guys might wanna leave because this isn't going to be pretty!

Hans: *suddenly scared* please don't hurt me again! You hurt me the first time you met me and it was awful!

Jack: I just enjoy hitting you!

Me: wait! wait! *throws some bandages to Hans* your gonna need them!

Hans: this isn't enough bandages!

Me: SCREW YOU!

Punzi: man that girl has problems!