Master: Joker, @KyleEthanGwinn has some questions for you. How does it feel to be in Smash?
Joker: It feels, nice. I'm really glad that I'm here.
Pit: I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy: Yeah!!!
Dark Pit: They've been running around for a while.
Lucina: I agree.
Master: The second question is which Smasher would you feel as though you would be able to get along with?
Joker: Well, the red haired swordsman and the brown haired boy with wings are huge fans of me, that I don't mind. Though I was nervous at first, I think I'll get along with everyone.
Ganondorf: Do not bet on it.
Joker: Ok, most of everyone here.
Ness: Just wait until you meet the Kirby reps!
Joker: I'll be happy to see them.
Crazy: JOKER SUMMON ARSENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy: Gah!
Ken: I should really get used to this...
Joker: O-ok. Summons Arsene PERSONA!!!!!!!!
Arsene: Appears
Luigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Hides behind Mario
Peach: Oh my!
Ike: What power!
Bayonetta: So this is the power of the phantom thieves of the Persona universe.
Ryu: I will be ready to fight you when the time arises.
Robin: A-amazing...
Snake: After seeing a fire breathing turtle, a humanoid kid-squid, talking animals and magic wielding swordsmen, I'm used to it.
Arsene: Disappears
Joker: Thanks.
Master: Next is for Bowser, how do you feel about Bowsette and Boosette?
Bowser: It was the worst day of my life.
Jr: I'm so confused, is she our mom?
Bowser: NO!!! She's not.
Bowsette: Hey!
Crazy: BOWSETTE BOOSETTE FRENCH KISS MARIO AND LUIGI!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Wha?
Peach: Excuse me?
Daisy: Say what?!
Bowsette: Pucker up boys! Tackles Mario and kisses him
Boosette: Does the same to Luigi
Bowser: Covers all koopalings' eyes You got to be kidding me...
Wild: Covers Young Link's eyes
Zelda, Link, Rosalina, Joker, Samus, Falcon, DK, Fox and Richter: Covers all of the kid Smashers eyes
Chrom, Lucina, Marth and Mac: Looks away
Peach: Faints
Daisy: Hitting the 2 with a Golf club BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!
Bowsette: Pulls away Ok ok fine!
Boosette: Does the same I'm already done.
Mario: Stunned to silence
Luigi: Fainted
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RandomSoulspeed: Since Smash is coming back, I thought why not?