chansaw story dump

why is this group chat a thing

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Ronnie has started a chat

Ronnie: sup gays

Macandcheese: ?????

Greenindisgust: whomst the fuck

Angryredgay: why are we here

Ronnie: wow not even my own girlfriend said hi back, rude...

Angryredgay: sorry, hi baby <3

Macandcheese: awwwww

Greenindisgust: gross

Macandcheese: be nice honey

Greenindisgust: sorry sweetie...

Ronnie: gay

Greennindisgust: KAJGWUS WAIT, NO HOMO MAC

Macandcheese: ..... We are dating

Angryredgay has named the chat, let's go lesbians

Ronnie:  Duke is only soft for Mac

Greennindisgust: I'm never soft

Angryredgay: oh yeah sure, you cried for an hour when you saw Mac's yearbook photos cuz and I quote "she stole my UwU's"

Ronnie: IM SORRY SHE STOLE YOUR WHAT?!?!

greennindisgust: SHEIEJEJ I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT

Macandcheese: awww baby that's so cute

Ronnie: I never thought I would see the day that Heather Dae Duke would say "she stole my UwU's"

Greennindisgust: don't say my full name Veronica, you're not my mom.

Macandcheese: well...she kinda acts like a mom

Ronnie: wut.jpeg

Ronnie: no I don't

Angryredgay: you kinda do, love

Ronnie: CHAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

greennindisgust has changed the chat name to, Veronica is the team mom

Ronnie: I.am.not.the.team.mom

Greennindisgust: press f to doubt

Greennindisgust: you made me lunch the other day because you said I looked hungry

Ronnie: bitch I'm Italian we make people food

Angryredgay: Veronica cursing in front of our children isn't setting a good example

Ronnie: eXCUSE ME, "OUR CHILDREN"

Ronnie: these spawns of Satan are not our Kids Heather

Macandcheese: why must you fight in front of us, we hate seeing our parents fight

Ronnie: YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME

macandcheese: ....fuck you right

Ronnie: SKSKEISJDN HEATHER ELIZABETH MCNAMARA DID YOU JUST CURES?!

greennindisgust:  damn mom really jumped out

Macandcheese: HSJHSNSND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FULL NAME

Ronnie: I have my ways

Angryredgay: I told her

Ronnie: HEATHER DON'T EXPOSE ME

angryredgay: (:<

Ronnie: ya see just for that I'm not cuddling you for a week

Angryredgay: A WEEK, honey don't do this

Ronnie: ya'll hear sum thing

Angryredgay: babbbbbbeeeee Please

Greennindisgust has changed the name to, Chandler is a Bottom

Ronnie:^^  that's true

Angryredgay has left the chat

Macandcheese: rip