chansaw story dump

Percy Jackson au

Oof back at it again with the cringe inducing au's (a little background if you haven't read the Percy Jackson series all demigods have ADHD, dyslexia or sometimes both)

Alright so this takes place in the PJ universe where greek gods exists and so do Demigods and there only sanctuary is Camp Half-Blood if they don't go there they'll probably die, they might die anyway but whatever. (also yes I know in the books The Big 3 made a deal not to have children cuz they would be too powerful but we're just going to forget about that). Also don't worry kids,  its gay

Veronica's godly parent is Poseidon (is always making sea puns)

Chandler is the child of Aphrodite ( *silently judging you *)

Macs dad is Apollo (clumsy as shit but is somehow good at archery and medical stuff)

Duke is Athenas child (" I'm surrounded by idiots " - duke whenever someone at camp does stupid shit)

Kurts dad is Aries (fucking starting fights every 5 seconds)

Rams daddy is Dionysus (drinks Diet Coke just like his dad)

Jd is the child of Hades (edge lord™)

And martha is a pure and innocent Satyr (idk if that's how you spell it)

And literally all there go like  this

Veronica: hey chan~

Chandler: what

Veronica: I'm the child of Poseidon

Chandler: we know veronica

Veronica: which means I can make you wet *finger guns and winks)

Chandler:..... get tf out of this camp

Mac: I came into this camp knowing how to shoot straight arrows *looks at duke * and now I'm not even straight

JD: *alone in the Hades cabin * my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

Jd: * surrounded by bones* the grave yard that is!! * maniacal laughter*

Ram:* slurring his words * woo-hoo  I'm fucked up today  woooo!

Duke:.... Who gave this dumb bitch grape juice and told him it was wine?

Yep....  I might add on to this au, y'all can have fun with it I would love to see what you do with this au