Yep.... This again
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Heather C. And Veronica: *show any kind of affection towards each other*
Duke: really, right in front of my salad?
Veronica:*can't find Heather C. in a crowd*..... This calls for drastic measures
Veronica:*takes a deep breath* CORN NUTS ARE GROSS
Chandler: *from the crowd* WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?!
veronica: found her
Mac:I haven't cried in a long time
Chandler:* raises an eyebrow* you cried for almost an hour begging duke not to leave you so Veronica had to get you ice cream so that you could calm down
Mac:that was ages ago!
Chandler:it was 10 minutes ago...
Kurt:fuck you!
Ram:*under his breath* please
Kurt: what!?
Ram:I- uh, YOU WISH
Chandler:I wasn't that drunk last night
Duke: you were flirting with Veronica
Chandler:so? She's my girlfriend
Duke: you asked if she was single, and then cried when she said she wasn't
Mac:*kisses dukes neck*
Duke: whats that?
Mac:*smiles* affection
Duke: gross....
Duke: do it again
*over text*
Mac:POP QUIZ
Chandler:ummm ok..
Mac: for 100$ would you kiss veronica
Chandler:come on, you and I both know I would PAY 100$ to kiss veronica
Mac:f4thgetcdsryyugfsru
Chandler: mac?
Mac:WELP that was Veronica on my phone and now she is running around screaming "ITS HAPPENING"
Chandler: holy shiT LET ME DIE
Ram:hey kurt whats your last name
Kurt: ummm kelly, the same its always been
Ram:*gets down on one knee* i think its time for you to change it
Kurt: fuck you i'm keeping my last name
(this one is for the gender bent AU)
* Vincent's phone starts ringing*
Hunter duke:*looks at the phone and laughs a bit* you still call your dad "daddy"
Vincent:*picks up the phone and looks straight at duke* Hey chandler
Hunter duke:* chokes*
Your welcome....
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chansaw story dump
Fanfictiona collection of short stories dedicated to these two gay dorks
