On My Doorstep [Editing]

Chapter 4

"So, where do you two know each other from?" Trent asked. 

"Oh... Well... I joined this French conversation group downtown a few years ago. Around the time we became friends, actually. I think it was a few months after you tried to get me in bed with you-"

"Which I almost succeeded at until you said you could never forgive yourself if you had sex before marriage..." He looked me in the eye and starting smiling... Purposely seductively.

"Stop that..." I demanded, averting my eyes. He started laughing as though he didn't know what he was doing.

"What?" He asked, leaning back in his chair. I honestly noticed then that he'd been leaning forward. "I don't think I mentioned how... Tempting you look today."

"Why, thank you. That actually seemed like a genuine compliment this time." I studied his expression and it really was. Genuine, I mean. "I'm always genuine with you, baby." I rolled my eyes when he said that. The ego is back.

"Here are your drinks. Two root beers. I also have your Mac' and Cheese poppers. Your main dishes will be ready very soon." Sara set down our food and went back into the kitchen. "I didn't even get a chance to say thank you..." I sighed, taking a sip of my root beer. 

"If you could," Trent picked up a popper and examined it, "you would say thank you every second of your life." I gasped, putting my hand over my chest. "That's over exaggerating. I just like showing my gratitude. That's all. You should try it sometime." 

"Don't get offended. You're just nice. Too nice, sometimes. But not that one comment. What do you even mean by 'You should try it sometime'? Are you saying I'm mean?" He asked, getting a bit loud for my taste. We're not even married yet and we're arguing like an old couple.

"You know exactly wha-" I looked down, eyes widened in horror. I then, in almost the same moment, pinched my nose. "Ugh!" Trent looked at me, confused. "What is- Oh, jeez! That baby shits in her sleep?!" He covered his nose with a napkin, disgusted.

"No." I replied as though it was obvious. Which it kinda was. "She's awake now." 

"Well? Clean her up," he said, waving us off with his free hand.

"I can't."

"Why not?"

"I forgot her baby bag in your car."

"...Then... Okay, you take my keys and go get the bag. I'll stay here."

I looked at him, waiting for him to rephrase that sentence. "Are you serious?"

He shrugged, "you got any better ideas?" This time it was my turn to smirk. 

And I did so with pleasure.

"You could go get it for me... My wonderful fiance," I batted my eyelashes at him, and Trent sighed.

"I'll be right back."

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"Okay, here it is," Trent said, relieved. I was surprised he'd found the bag, especially since I went down to the car to check on him. I could see that he was pleased to himself, and that was confirmed when he said, "well, at least Tess can be glad I did something that she should have." 

I smiled, then cleared my throat, "excuse me-"

"Jesus Christ!" Trent screamed, jumping into the car in terror. Ami started crying and I tried calming her down. It was a bit tough considering I was laughing so hard.

"Ahahaha! Oh my gosh! HA! I'm so done. I'm done." 

Trent flushed, then looked away, irritated. "It wasn't that funny."

I gave him an incredulous look, like we didn't both just witness his dramatics. "Wasn't-. Wasn't that funny? I have never seen anyone, and I mean anyone hop into their car when they get scared. That was an amazing experience that I may never get the chance to have again. I thank you for that. Although I wish I'd been recording it."

"So, why are you down here," he asked, not in the mood to get made fun of anymore. 

"I came down here because I didn't think you'd find the bag. It appears as though I was wrong," I shrugged. Trent nodded, accepting the compliment. 

******

"Alright! My burger!" Trent exclaimed, rubbing my hands together. 

I looked at him, furrowing her eyes brows, "My pasta beats your..." I waved her hands at my burger, waving it off, "...burger." He jerked his head, like he was dodging a bullet. Even though he was in love with that burger, he took some of my pasta against my protests and popped it into his mouth. 

"This is actually really good!" Trent hummed, then pushed his plate towards me slightly. "Here, have a bit of ma burgah." He continued to ogle over her food while I offered her mine. She eyed it, unsure, but then took a bite. 

I took a bite, surprised at the taste of his entree. "That's actually pretty good."

Trent smiled, "I have made the creator of the burger proud by getting you, Fawn Tessa Bonheur, to eat my burger, after claiming you hated grilled beef."

I rolled my eyes and gave him a light shove, "don't get used to it."

******

"We'll be in touch, Sara!" I hugged her, side hug of course. For Ami's sake. "Definitely. Don't forget to send me an invite to the wedding! I'll see you." She walked off in a hurry. I waved back as we walked out the door.

Trent drove Ami and I home, stopping in front of the condo building. I opened the door but didn't get out. "What's wrong?" he asked. I looked at the passenger's door, then closed it. I didn't feel like getting out. Really didn't. Know why? I felt too lazy. All that food really got to me. And made me tired.

"Would you wanna come up?" I asked him. His expression seemed to lift. Like the sun becoming brighter... 

I can't believe I just used that analogy...

"Yeah, sure." He started the car and drove down to the garage. After we got to the elevator, we were almost at my floor when someone I kind of know got on.

She looked at me, then Trent, and smiled. She doesn't usually smile at me until I say hi or something like that. And I said nothing. I knew exactly what she was thinking. 'That thing Tess finally got knocked up. At least she had the decency to bring the father home. Probably going to get pregnant again.' I said I know her, not like her.

The elevator door opened and we got out. Finally. 

We got into my condo and I looked around. I hadn't even taken off my shoes when I realized something. I looked at Trent and he looked back at me, not really understanding what was going on.

"Could you help me assemble something?" I asked.

"What?"

"A crib."

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