The Many Adventures of Omegle

Roleplaying With Strangers

Stranger: Hey, lovely.

Stranger: I'm Isabel.

You: Hello I giggled

Stranger: 18 years old.

Stranger: ;)

You: She winked! Oh my gosh! I have been stalking Isabel for three months now and she's finally talking to me!

You: EEPP!!!

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: I'm actually new to Omegle.

You: She laughs. Intresting. I write that down in my journal page titled 'The variosu laughs of Isable'

You: this one was most classified as a whale chortle

You: Fabulous.

You: I stare up as she stands there with a blank look

You: Well do somethign doll face!

Stranger: Does my stalker have a name?

You: I stated as I threw a box of tissues at her face

You: Oops! violence came to soon. That will have to wait for later for she asked me a question

You: My name......

You: Is Marco! I growled sexily

Stranger: I casually wink.

You: I looks at her cautiously. Her....eye just twitched. Is that a normal issue with her? intresting....I'll add it ot the notebook

Stranger: Hahaha.

You: ;D

You: That's it!! The laugh of the wild!! It's a sign! Without hesitation I move forth from my bush outside the park to peer into her bedroom window

You: Pink Walls?

You: PINK

You: EEH FUCK THIS!! I HATE PINK

You: STALKER RELATIONSHIP OVER!

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: M or f

You: Woman my brotha

Stranger: Hot how old

Stranger: Man my sista?

You: I looked at the stranger strangly as he just called my voice hot........well fuck! now he's asking for my number.....my LIFE number........

You: I.......

You: i can't do this!

You: ABORT

You: MISSION ABORT

You: i pulled off the costume I was wearing

You: and hugegd him as my true self

You: a old man

You: disguised

You: as