Ultra Magnus: *walks into base*
Comet: *perks up smiling* hwiya!
Ultra Magnus:...
Magnus: Sir who's is this random infant?
Optimus: That's Ratchet's son, Comet
Comet: 😁
Magnus: *nods slowly*
Comet: who you?
Magnus: my designation is Ultra Magnus, second to Optimus Prime himself, commander of--
Comet: *giggles* MANGO!
Magnus:... What
Comet: Ultwa Mango.
Magnus: I am Ultra Magnus, not whatever a mango is.
Comet: NO! You Ultwa Mango! 🍊🍋
Magnus:... Child are you deaf--
Comet: Oppy! Ultwa Mango mean!
Magnus: No--
Optimus: *stifling laugh with slight smirk* Commander, be nice to my God Sparkling.
Comet: HA
Magnus: BUT OPTIMUS
Comet: MANGO
Optimus: Magnus if he says that's your name now than that's that.
Magnus: YOU FRAGGIN SERIOUS
Bee: ::WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE AROUND MY COMET::
Bulkhead: BUMBLEBEE YOU SWORE
Bee: *gasps in horror and looks at Comet* I'M A MONSTER
Wheeljack: Bee you stupid slag--
Ratchet: STOP FUCKING SWEARING AROUND MY 3 YEAR OLD SON YOU ASSHATS! *throws wrenches*
Optimus: RATCHET
Ratchet: what?
Optimus: 😐
Ratchet:... Oh.
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