snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

34 ; chicken tendies ;

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"PUT THOSE NOODLE ARMS AWAY!"

—okay now stuff that's actually happened irl—

"That marimba part?"

"Yeah?"

"I want you to split it."

"Wait what—"

———

Kid: Uh Mr. D it says to add as many shakers as possible *grabs all our shakers in two hands like mallets between his fingers*

Band Director: *shrug* give some to the front row

Kids in the front row: huh?

———

Band director: so yeah these percussion parts (for White Christmas) are pretty basic, so just improvise.

Me: *grabs the wood claves* i'm ready

———

Me, still playing White Christmas: *sways back and forth with the two kids playing jingle bells from right to left, up on the right and down on the left* this is fun

——— (didn't actually happen, but i kinda mm thought it)

Mina: hOW DO I TUNE THE TIMPANY?!

Sero: and you call yourself a percussionist.

———now we're in language arts  (still irl stuff just bnha instead)

Aizawa: favourite Thanksgiving food. Go.

Serk (Sero): water.

Aizawa: what—

———-still la

Kid: chicken tendies

Aizawa: alright then

———l a still l

Aizawa: so, statistically speaking,, you're all wrong.

It's actually

1: stuffing
2: (i forgot??)
3: pumpkin pie
4: sweet potato casserole

Aizawa: *casually puts an arrow under stuffing and writes "chicken tendies"*

———

can i get a "procrastination"?

nah i already have writer's block skskks