snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

9 ; y/n gets dangerously close to mr. hedgehog over here ;

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
bitch

i will kermit:
aww u remembered mee

and u no block?!

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
no.

ur fricking annoying and i have no one to talk to rn

i will kermit:
aww

im honoured ud come to me

so wats up

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
i need some

he-

hel-
help-

i will kermit:
r u struggling to ask me for dating advice...?

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
dammit

its like u see straight through me

speaking of straight

i will kermit:
ur not?

(THIS SIDE NOTE HAS BEEN REMOVED BECAUSE Y'ALL JUST CAN'T STOP BEING RUDE ABOUT PEOPLE'S OPINIONS. TO CLEAR UP ANYTHING, I DON'T SHIP ANYONE ANYMORE BECAUSE I'VE FULLY GROWN OUT OF EVEN THE IDEA OF WANTING SPECIFIC PEOPLE TOGETHER)

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
i want to ask out shity-hair

i will kermit:
Aww

he likes u so all u have to do is man up

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
ok...
hey. who r u

maybe we could be....

what does he call it..

friends?

i will kermit:
HOLY

IM L/N Y/N

BE MY FRIEND B

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
maybe

i will kermit:
OML

the next day at school was normal. everything was exactly the same... except for the fact that l/n and bakugou were best friends for some reason.

oh yeah!

and, a kiribaku bromance, has sailed, ladies and gents.

(Bakugou and Kirishima aren't dating, but their friendship has gotten even stronger; good Lord—-)

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lol 200 words short

but its satisfying (to me)

so .... thanks for checking in x)