snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

1 ; wrong number ;

i will kermit:
dudee

i will kermit:
can i have kacchan's number?

deku scrub:
why...?

i will kermit:
so i can mess with him?

i will kermit:
cause he doesn't have my number?

deku scrub:
seems legit

deku scrub:
k. don't mind the name its under

deku scrub:
CONTACT: kacchan aka the thot who ruined my childhood
NUMBER: xxx-xxx-xxxx

i will kermit:
dude.

i will kermit:
i'm keeping that contact name

deku scrub:
dude.

deku scrub:
don't keep it

deku scrub:
i know you. come up with something better

i will kermit:
got it hun💞💞💞

deku scrub:
(//∇//)

so, y/n created a new chat with the one and only Bakugou Katsuki.

unknown:
heyy😏

unknown:
this is Bakugou Katsuki right?

i want to kill an innocent bush:
who is this?

i want to kill an innocent bush:
i am not Bakugou.

unknown:
rip

unknown:
wrong number haha

y/n, as soon as the message was sent, changed the contact's name from 'i want to kill an innocent bush' to 'unknown #2'.

unknown:
who is this anyways?

unknown #2:
i am not obliged to tell you that.

unknown:
haha

unknown:
u right

y/n quickly left the chat with the stranger and messaged Midoriya.

i will kermit:
DUUUDE

i will kermit:
U GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER

deku scrub:
huh

deku scrub:
All Might must have switched my contact names again😠😣

deku scrub:
whoops

deku scrub:
sorry my mans 😪