snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

4 ; y/n always gets their soaps ;

i will kermit:
sskskksks

i will kermit:
Bakugou Katsuki, ye?

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
what

who tf is this dipshiz

i will kermit:
shskssjks

dipshiz?

i'm  s o b b i n g

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
good

go cry, little schkit

i will kermit
PPPFFFFTT—

I NEED MORE SOFT PAPER

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
ur such a fricking weirdo

i will kermit:
SHSKSJSKSHS

I KNOW

midoriya grabbed the phone from y/n's hands to get a chance to mess around with kacchan without him realising who was messaging him.

i will kermit:
heyy

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
fizz off you dumb side character

i will kermit:
...

don't u usually call people 'extras'?

do you have a soft spot for me or something?

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
NO I DON't

FRICKING

blond hedgehog?? tf??:
BLOCKED AND REPORTED

BYE B

he handed the phone back to y/n and they whistled. "that didn't last long."

they grabbed the phone as midoriya shakily held it out for them. they opened their message with bakugou, ready to bug him more, only to see the past two messages he sent to midoriya through their phone.

y/n slowly turned their head to stare at midoriya, fuming. "you'd better start running."

immediately, midoriya grabbed his grocery bag and slipped on his shoes before bursting through the door and down the street from y/n.

the shock finally set in as y/n ran down the sidewalk, shoeless, trying to catch up to their mossy haired friend.

"DUDE!! YOU FORGOT TO LEAVE ME YOUR SOAP!!"

midoriya turned around, swinging the bag filled to the brim with new soap products. "NO I DIDN'T!!"

y/n began booking it towards him as he scrambled around before sprinting in the same direction he was before.

this went on for... quite a while.

but in the end, don't worry.

y/n got their soaps.

y/n always gets their soaps.

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sksskskssk I wrote this so quickly omg—