[slow updates] NCT Dream Chat Room

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Private chat between Jihoe and Xiao.Jun

Jihoe: wanna pretend to be my boyfriend to give my brother a heart attack? 

Jihoe: (by AOA)

Xiao.Jun: I'm down for giving people heart attacks

Jihoe: great

Private chat between Jihoe and Jenhoe

Jihoe: add me back into the gc I have an announcement

Jenhoe: no

Jihoe: did you just...

Jihoe: fine

Jihoe: I'll just ask Xiao Jun then

Jihoe: he's still there

Jenhoe: ugh fine

The five idiots plus one mean one plus one smart one plus the other one

Jenhoe has added Jihoe!

Jihoe has added Hoe-eun!

Jihoe has added Hen.dery!

Jihoe has renamed the chat 'The seven idiots plus one mean one plus the three smart ones'!

Jihoe: okay listen up hoes

Hen.dery: why didn't you add me

Jihoe: bc you're an idiot and i'm going to make you suffer

Hen.dery: 눈_눈

Jihoe: DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT FACE WAS STUPID YOU BIPOLAR FUCK

Hen.dery: it's only stupid when you use it

Jihoe: 눈_눈

Jenhoe: um who is he

Jihoe: an idiot

Jihoe: ANYWAY MY ANNOUNCEMENT 

Jihoe: xiao jun and i are dating:)

Jenhoe: WHAT

Longjun: ^

Gaymin: ^^

Zhongle: ^^^

Dongyuck: ^^^^

Mxrrk: ^^^^^

Hoe-eun: ^^^^^^

Hen.dery: ^^^^^^^

Jipwark: ^^^^^^^^

Dongyuck: i thought it was going to be you and me :(

Jihoe: ew no

Dongyuck: 눈_눈 

Jenhoe: WHY DID I NOT GET TO KNOW THIS FIRST

Jihoe: WHY DID I NOT GET TO KNOW YOU WERE DATING RENJUN TOO BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

Jenhoe: cuz you're annoying 

Jihoe has removed Jenhoe!

Longjun has added Jenhoe!

Jihoe has removed Jenhoe!

Gaymin has added Jenhoe!

Jihoe has removed Gaymin!

Jihoe has removed Longjun!

Jihoe has removed Jenhoe!

Jihoe: anyone else?

Dongyuck: ...

Zhongle: ...

Jihoe: good

Jipwark: noona are you actually dating?

Jihoe: no don't tell jeno

Jihoe: or jaemin

Jihoe: or renjun

Jihoe: AND DONGHYUCK IF YOU SNITCH I STG

Dongyuck: ...

Jihoe: i'll block you on everything

Dongyuck: fine

Zhongle: so why did you do that then

Jihoe: who wouldn't want to give their brother a heart attack(by AOA)

Zhongle: ...

Zhongle: normal people

Hen.dery: now i remember why you were always the lonely one

Jihoe: ouch

Xiao.Jun: back off dude

Hoe-eun: aww look he's being a protective fake boyfriend

Xiao.Jun: i'm being a decent human being 

Hoe-eun: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Hoe-eun: i'm out, y'all are weird

Hoe-eun has left the chat!

Hen.dery: what she said 

Hen.dery has left the chat!

Jihoe: ;)

Xiao.Jun: ;)

Zhongle: you guys are weird

Xiao.Jun: tell us something we don't know

Jihoe: you can't 

Jihoe: we know everything

Jihoe: like how you and jisung are secretly dating

Zhongle: HOW THE HECK DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT

Jihoe: snitches get stitches 

Mxrrk: stop

Jihoe: no it's my gang's motto

Mxrrk: your gang sounds lame

Jihoe: you're at the top of the hit list, grandpa