❝ You're so hot I'm gonna punch you in the face ❞
❝ And they say romance is dead ❞
In which the Avengers accidentally add a random number to their group chat and the man of iron falls for the chat troll.
( TONY STARK )
(Group chat and rea...
Femme Fatale; I think we should find Tony and Alexa first and then plan a Universal Studios trip. But how about we hit the Universal City Walk? It's great at night with all the lights plus all the food and stores.
Legolas; I'm down.
Cappy; What's the Universal City Walk?
Big Green; You'll know when we get there.
Goldilocks; If there's food, I'll go.
Femme Fatale; Aren't you and Clint eating burgers right now??
Goldilocks; Yes. What of it?
Femme Fatale; You're going to get sick like when Clint got sick at Disneyland!
Legolas; Jokes on you! I have tums!
Femme Fatale; 🙄 Like that's gonna work.
Cappy; Shouldn't we all meet up somewhere? I just left the store.
Big Green; The Grove is two minutes from here. Let's all meet up at the farmers market there and get an Uber. Oh, hey, Steve, I see you!
Cappy; I see you!
Femme Fatale; I'm already here. After I bought a candle I wandered over here.
Legolas; I'm taking my burger with me.
Goldilocks; Are we not going to search for Tony and Alexa?
Femme Fatale; I'm sure they're fine.
Cappy; But you were the one who asked after Tony when he didn't answer your texts or calls. Why aren't you worried now?
Femme Fatale; Because I just spotted Tony and Alexa.
Cappy; Really? Where?
Legolas; What?
Goldilocks; You're seeing them with your own two balls of sight?
Big Green; Where are they?
Femme Fatale; Yes, Thor. I'm seeing them with my own balls.
Legolas; LMAOOOO!!!
Femme Fatale; They're here in the Grove. I can see them from down here. They're sitting on a table on the balcony of the Cheesecake Factory. I think they're playing with forks.
Big Green; Children.
Legolas; So they didn't go to the movies!
Cappy; Call them over! Let's all go to the city walk.
Femme Fatale; Not possible.
Cappy; Why not?
Femme Fatale; Because I already walked away and don't want to turn back and yell at them from down here.
Legolas; I agree with Nat. It's best if Tony doesn't come with us on this small trip.
Big Green; You're gonna spend more of his money at the city walk, aren't you?
Legolas;
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Femme Fatale; "Tony Stark declares bankruptcy after friend spends all his money."
Big Green; Then we're gonna have to support him. What a nightmare.
Cappy; BALLS OF SIGHT?!
Legolas;
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Author's note I know this isn't the chapter any of you expected, but I just had to write something. I don't know when the next chapter will be up because it took me 11 months to get this one out. I just hope it doesn't take another 11 months for another update.
But please, please, don't pressure me for updates.
