Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!!

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Hamilton: Again! STOP GOOFING OFF AND GET YOUR WORK DONE! Idiot!

Angelica: Alexander, calm down for God's sake.

Hamilton: But he's never gonna be successful if he just flops around like a doofus instead of working! How else did I become the Secretary of Treasury?

Jefferson: By annoying the living hell out of everyone until they gave the position to you. 

Eliza: *smacks Jefferson with a tiny handbag* Stop cursing in front of Phillip!

Jefferson: Oh. Sorry...

Hamilton: *smirks* Get rekt, Thomas. *goes to kiss Eliza*

Eliza: I'm still mad at you. *turns away*

Herc: GUESS WHO'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT?!

All: *point to Alex*

Hamilton: T_T

I like to dance a lot 

That's who I am 

The ladies think I'm hot 

Check out my tan! 

Laurens: *laughs* Uh, Lin, you seem like a nice guy, but nobody's hotter than me. I'm so hot the sun gets lit just by looking at me.

Peggy: Hey, John-John?

Laurens: Yeah?

Peggy: You've got problems.

Will I be In The Heights 

You know you can 

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it (Bet on me) 

And In The Heights is gonna 

Be on Broadway 

I wanna plug the show 

Today is the day! 

Am I the type of guy who seems kinda gay 

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it 

Laff and Herc: *dancing really weirdly*

 Oh, hold up 

Give me room to think 

Bring it on down 

 Hi my name is Lin Miranda 

I know you don't know who I am but I 

Hamilton: WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WE WISH WE DIDN'T. 

Wore these pants and I'm willin' to dance 

Like an idiot if ya just gimme the chance 

Herc: DO IT.

Peggy: *starts dancing like an idiot cuz she has no shame*

To just plug my show and reach the people 

Bust my flow cuz the flow is lethal 

It's called in the Heights and life is sweet yo 

It helps that I get to kiss Karen Olivo 8 times a week, yo 

Hamilton: That's nothing like getting to kiss Eliza Hamilton everyday!

Eliza: *smacks with tiny handbag*

Laurens: *laughs* You're in the doghouse for real, dude.

The beat's goin' but we keep goin' cuz we know 

We movin' and provin' to Michael Riedel 

We can have a hit show about Latino people 

Who wake up at my Bodega 

And sorry "Mr. Kenny Ortega" 

You better tell Zac Efron that he gotta get off 

Because he's never gonna look like Jonathan Groff 

Peggy: *tilts head* He kinda looks like King George...

Hamilton: Oh God! Thanks for putting that image in my head. 

 Woo, damn he's so cute . . 

Heh, Okay, I'm sorry but it's true 

 Don't look in his eyes you'll get taken in 

You'll be breakin' in to Spring Awakenin' 

 And that High School Musical's rakin it in 

It was paper thin, but they made it again 

I'm facin the end of this song the hard way 

Is this what it takes just to make it to Broadway?!  

Laurens: Well, how am I supposed to know?

Samuel: That certainly was interesting...

Madison: I'm so confused.

Quinn: What did you guys think of the song?

Laurens: It was good! 

Angelica: It was stupid. 

Hamilton: I'm getting so annoyed with this guy. Like, he's EVERYWHERE.

Laff: I liked the song anyway! *does a weird dance and then dabs*

Quinn: Laff, who taught you that?

[PEGGY EXITS]

Washington: He's certainly very energetic, this Lin-Manuel Miranda...

Eliza: I think Phillip liked it! He was smiling the whole time!

Laurens: Aww, my tiny nephew. Put it on again! 

Quinn: Okay! *puts it on*

Hamilton: I can't do this again. 

[HAMILTON EXITS]

Quinn: Bye, guys!

[A/N: I'm thinking about aging Phillip up to nine in the coming weeks... would everyone be okay with that?]