sole's terrible pick-up lines

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Preston- “Why did I pick up this mug? Cause you are some hot chocolate and I want a taste.” (☞-∀-)☞ 
“G-General, there are a thousand better things we could be doing right now,” he says like he isn’t blushing scarlet. “No, no put the mug down.”

MacCready- “You have something on your butt. My eyes.”  (☞-∀-)☞ 
“It’s been three hours, I am going to shoot you in the foot, I swear to God!”

X6-88- “Hey baby, your legs are the word, now let’s go upstairs and spread the word.”  (☞-∀-)☞ 
“Sir/ma'am, I feel our time would be better spent-”
“Between the sheets.”  (☞-∀-)☞ 
“I was going to say it would be better spent-”
“Knockin’ boots.”  (☞-∀-)☞ 
“We could be fighting-”
“The beast with two backs.”  (☞-∀-)☞  (☞-∀-)☞  (☞-∀-)☞ 
“Please stop.”

Danse- “Are you Buzz Lightyear? Because that ass is outta this world.”  (☞-∀-)☞ 
“I’m genuinely concerned you may have suffered head trauma in that last fight.”

Curie- “Is your name Flecainide? Cause I think you just made my heart skip a beat.”   (☞-∀-)☞ 
“What? No, my name is Curie. If you are experiencing heart palpitations then we must get you medical attention immediately!”

Piper- “Baby, if you were words on paper you’d be fine print.”  (☞-∀-)☞
“Wow, Blue. I thought I was bad at flirting, but this is next level awful.”

Deacon- “I have a job for you, but it might blow.” (☞-∀-)☞
“Get any hotter with those pickup lines boss and my pants might spontaneously combust.”

Cait- “I like a woman who can beat my ass in more ways than one.” (☞-∀-)☞
“I’ll beat yer ass if you don’t stop!”
(☞-∀-)☞
“Rrgh! Not in that way!”

Nick- “Nice bolts, wanna screw?” (☞-∀-)☞
“Think a couple of your wires are crossed, kid.”

Hancock- “Are you lost? Cause it’s strange to see an angel so far from heaven.” (☞-∀-)☞

“Whatever you took, share some next time.”

Codsworth- “I’ll show you my source code if you show me yours.” (☞-∀-)☞
“Hah! Well done, sir/mum! These jokes are most enjoyable.”
“I’m trying to pick you up, Codsworth.” (☞-∀-’)☞
“Well be sure to lift with the knees, not the back!”

Strong- “Have you been hanging around the Glowing Sea? Cause baby, you look rad.” (☞-∀-)☞
“Why human talk funny? Strong not baby!”

Dogmeat- “Did you win best in show? Cause you look like a prize to me.” (☞-∀-)☞
He stares, tongue lolling out of his mouth as Sole bangs finger guns at him for an uncomfortably long time.

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