Sinjin Van Cleef

Sinjin goes to the dance

Sinjin Van Cleef was casually strolling down the bustling Hollywood arts hallway, as he hummed the song "The Goonies 'R' good enough" by Cyndi Lauper.  He stopped at his beautiful blue locker that was tastefully decorated with chewed wads of gum. He spits out the piece he was currently chewing and carefully smashed it into place. He skillfully opened the locker as his friend Burf walked up to him. They struck up a captivating conversation regarding oak trees as Sinjin crammed his blood-soaked composition notebooks into his sweaty locker compartment. "Seventh hour sure was eventful!" remarked Burf as he watched Sinjin chuck mucus encrusted pens in, as well. After Sinjin slammed his locker shut with his brittle and cracking hands, the pair sullenly marched down the now sparse hall. Jade and her crew were standing around Tori's locker gossiping. Sinjin strategically unscrewed his removable eardrum, listening in. "Andre is hosting a party!" Sinjin exclaimed to Burf. "We should follow them!" Sinjin added excitedly. "Sorry Sinjin, I have to wash my mole rat tonight", Burf said, scratching the back of his neck sheepishly. Burf waved goodbye and was then pulled forcefully into a windowless van. Sinjin didn't think anything of it. Although the party would be much more fun to attend with Burf, Sinjin was still determined to attend; he had never attended a party before. He hadn't even been invited to any of his own birthday parties and Courtney got all of the gifts. He followed Jade's crew into the back parking lot, as a familiar hand scratched his bony shoulder. Sinjin whipped his head around furiously. "Hey Sinjin you idiot I am going to hurt you" she warned, as she stabbed him in the ribs with a machete. Sinjin had been tormented by Courtney for long enough, and today he snapped. "COURTNEY YOU STUPID FRICKING HOE YOU ONLY BEAT ME UP BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WON'T FIGHT BACK AND YOU ARE A BULLY THAT NEEDS THE SATISFACTION OF HEARING MISERABLE AND INNOCENT CHILDREN SUFFERING!" Courtney was absolutely shocked. "YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS WHATSOEVER AND ALTHOUGH MOM AND DAD CLAIM THAT YOU'RE THEIR FAVORITE CHILD YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE BOTH MISTAKES AND YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO FACE UP TO THE FACT THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT AN ACCIDENT!!" Tears welled up in Courtney's eyes as Sinjin marched out into the parking lot, fuming. He got there just in time to see Jade and her crew pulling out of their parking spot in their hamburgini. Using Courtney's exasperated cries as fuel, Sinjin leaped onto the roof of the car, his incredibly sticky bare feet allowing him to grip on. "Wait, guys.", Sinjin heard from inside. The hamburgini came to an abrupt stop. "I think someone is on top of the car !" he exclaimed. But before Beck could climb out and investigate, Sinjin sneakily slipped into the trunk, concealing his identity. It was warm and dark inside, making it easy for Sinjin to doze off to the lulling sounds of the revving motor. He awoke to an extremely bright light. Once his stupid eyes adjusted to the afternoon sun, He saw Tori, about to smack him with a mallet in the nose. Sinjin yelped, -

This is getting really long and he isn't even at the party yet, so I'll be releasing a part 2 hopefully tomorrow or Sunday. Thanks for all of your support!