How to annoy...SEALAND!

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For i_luv_jason, here is how to annoy the mini England, Sealand! XD

1. Tell him he isn't a nation.

2. Not even a micronation.

3. He isn't even a land mass, technically.

4. Call him a mini England.

5. Bore him with useless historical facts.

6. Unplug his tv halfway through his program.

7. Hide the remote.

8. Hide the remote in a box located in one of the many IKEA shops around the world.

9. Don't tell him where in the world it is.

10. Even better, move it around occasionally.

11. Start an instagram for the remote in a box and make him follow it.

12. Bonus if you get more followers than him.

13.  Unplug his internet access.

14. Get him barred from the G8 meetings by putting child safety locks on everything.

15. Even the windows.

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