Jon & Ygritte

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Ygritte: You coming crow

Jon: What, where

Ygritte: To take a hit

Jon: You mean like a weed

Ygritte: No to beat someone up what did ya think

Jon: But I have AP calculus

Ygritte: So

Jon: We're in school

Ygritte: And

Jon: Learning

Ygritte: Never mind just fallow me

Jon: Oh....., ok

*Looks down at feet

Jon: Um ap calc is the other way

Ygritte: I know

Jon: Than why are we going outside

Ygritte: To hang

Jon: But my perfect attendance

Ygritte: Let's go

*Arrives at destination

Jon: Omg bran are you smoking

Bran: It's medical I swear

Shae: No it's not

Bran: You are so lucky I'm stoned and in a wheelchair Shae

Jon: BRAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Two days later

Ygritte: What're ya doing crow

Jon: I'm Jon

Ygritte: okay

Jon: ......

Ygritte: don't you have ap or something

Jon: I'm making sure you get to class

Ygritte: why

Jon: To fix you're attendance

Ygritte: I'm not gonna go to-

Jon: let's go

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OK SO THIS WAS MORE OF A ONE SHOT THAN COMEDY BUT THE OTHER SCENARIOS WILL PROBABLY BE MORE FUNNY

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