sneaky mage: quick question
sneaky mage: how the fuck do y'all pronounce hummus?
shitlock: huh-mus ?
kinky bicth: it's hugh-mus you fucking cretin
yo what's the scoop: you're both wrong, it's hugh-mas
buzz lightyear: it's huh-mas tho????
ow: miu is right and rest of you are dead to me
gay: it's definitely huh-mus though
sneaky mage: Tenko, I love you
ow: ITS HUGH-MUS AND YOU KNOW IT
sneaky mage: IT'S WRITTEN HUMMUS, WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE HUGH-MUS
ow: IT'S WRITTEN YACHT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE YOT
shitlock: you're right on that front, but it's still huh-mus
sneaky mage: EVEN SHUUICHI THINKS I'M RIGHT
sneaky mage: I'M COUNTING KAITO AS ON MY SIDE TOO
ow: GREAT, THEN I'VE GOT KAEDE AND MIU
sneaky mage: I will assemble an army against you, you utter bottle of room temperature water
ow: im a bottle of room temperature water WITH A STRAW
sneaky mage: a paper straw
ow: WOW OK
Private Message
Himiko Yumeno is messaging Kaede Akamatsu
Himiko Yumeno: I'm still mad you disagree with me on the hummus argument, but have you got the stuff
Kaede Akamatsu: yep, it's all here
Himiko Yumeno: good. Remember; 4 o'clock.
Kaede Akamatsu: got it
Private Message
Himiko Yumeno is messaging Kirumi Toujo
Himiko Yumeno: hi Mom, you're organising Ryouma's birthday lunch, right?
Kirumi Toujo: I am indeed.
Himiko Yumeno: great. Kaede, Shuuichi and I have something planned for afterwards, can you ask Shuuichi to help you do the dishes while everyone's talking
Himiko Yumeno: he won't actually be able to help, he just needs to conveniently be out of the room at that point so he can sneak over to Ryouma's room and help Kaede
Kirumi Toujo: Could he not claim that he needs to go to the restroom?
Himiko Yumeno: Kaede's already using that excuse, don't want it to be suspicious
CZYTASZ
Welcome to Hell
FanfictionI'm judging all of you that read this tbh. I'm gonna update it to a rewritten version soon, with better jokes, more structure, and less just. Badness. I will judge you a little less once it's been updated.
