gay: WAIT
ow: oh god what now
gay: is Himiko like
gay: actually gay
gay: fully confirmed
gay: a gay™
ow: yes????
gay: WHY DID YOU KNOW AND NOT ME???
ow: because you do stuff like scream about it and I literally just said "cool but that's not a reason to be on top of my wardrobe" and moved on with my life
just a hoe: what in the genuine fuck did I just witness, did anyone else see that
totally into incest: I don't know if we saw the same thing but I just saw Ryouma fall from a fucking telephone pole
just a hoe: that was fucking insane omfg
just a hoe: but like
just a hoe: we should probably see if he's okay
totally into incest: yeah that would probably be a good thing to do
sneaky mage: at least someone's having fun
sneaky mage: some of us are stuck with the most insufferable person in the world
buzz lightyear: .......tenko....?
sneaky mage: kokichi
fuck off kokichi: at least someone finally agrees with me
sneaky mage: he glitter bombed my fucking bed Maki
sneaky mage: which is STILL not an excuse to beat him up btw
sneaky mage: and now Rantaro's away again and he locked his door and Kokichi refuses to pick the lock for me so I'm stuck with him
sherlock gnomes: couldn't you stay with Tenko or literally anyone else
sneaky mage: well I'm already here, so
ow: "here" is directly on top of me if anyone (tenko)s wondering
gay: but himiko
gay: I could carry you to my room!
sneaky mage: ALREADY HERE MIGHT AS WELL STAY
3'5: DOES LITERALLY NO ONE CARE THAT I FELL FROM A TELEPHONE POLE
mom: Evidently not.
3'5: that's cold, Kirumi. That's real cold.
mom: I have no clue what you're talking about :)
3'5: why do none of you care when things happen to me???? Mom is roasting me and Kokichi hasn't even made a joke?
mom: Oh, this isn't roasting you, Ryouma. I could do far worse if I tried. I could leave you swimming with the fishes.
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FanfictionI'm judging all of you that read this tbh. I'm gonna update it to a rewritten version soon, with better jokes, more structure, and less just. Badness. I will judge you a little less once it's been updated.
