the april fools day chapter

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sup fuckers: alright, what shit happened now

totally into incest: what the actual fuck was that Rantaro

utter perfection: ..........nothing

totally into incest: tell me what the fuck I just heard

utter perfection: definitely not your laugh to the mii channel music

sup fuckers: OH MY GOD WHAT

totally into incest: I'm going to fucking fight you Rantaro

utter perfection: please no

sherlock gnomes: wait how did he hear this?

utter perfection: he stayed over since he was so fucked up last night and I didn't want him getting hurt

utter perfection: then Kokichi messaged the group chat and my phone went off

sherlock gnomes: gay

totally into incest: yeah

utter perfection: yeah

the most perfect boi: yeah

buzz lightyear: why did kiibo get involved

the most perfect boi: I was also in Rantaro's room last night so I'm a witness

buzz lightyear: makes sense

sneaky mage: y'all are gay as fuck, you know that?

utter perfection: well DUH

bug boi: Gonta is glad friends are happy :D

utter perfection: Gonta honey no that's not what we mean by gay

bug boi: gonta not understand

utter perfection: mom you gotta teach your favourite child

mom: How dare you accuse me of having favourites.

utter perfection: hypothetically

utter perfection: if we were all drowning, who would you save first

mom: Tenko

mom: because Tenko can't swim

mom: I'm assuming Kiibo would be dead already because he would sink

mom: but if there was time to save him, then he would be first

utter perfection: oh

mom: Your point falls apart when you use a situation where Gonta would be able to save himself

~Several weeks later~

 

sup fuckers: tfw mom roasts rantaro so hard that it kills my group chat :(

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