🌈 Gay oneshots 🌈

No kids!

Denis:*Looking at Mc.husbands* (Mc.husbands is a youtube channel of 2 dads and their twin baby girls go check them out!)

Denis:"Their family is so cute! I want a family like that one day..."*DING IDEA*"I know!"

Zeno:*Playing on phone*

Denis:"ZZEENNNOOO~"

Zeno:"What."

Denis:"I have a question!"

Zeno:"What?"

Denis:"Wweeelll first look at these!"*pulls out his phone with baby pictures*

Zeno:"Why are you showing me babys?"

Denis:"Well arnt they cute?"

Zeno:"....Their little devils."

Denis:"What no they aren't!"

Zeno:"Yeah they are...They scream and cry for attention!"

Denis:"So? Their still cute!"

Zeno:"Just get to the point already!"

Denis:"Can we pplleeeaaassseee preaty please with skittles on top can we have a baby?!?!"

Zeno:"....No."

Denis:"WHAT WHHYYY!"

Zeno:"Adoption paper work is hard enough..."

Denis:"We can get a seragite!"
(idk how to spell seragite)

Zeno:"No."

Denis:"BUT WHHYY???!!!"

Zeno:"Bc their annoying little demon children."

Denis:"Please! We'll teach them not to be!"

Zeno:"Thats imposible."

Denis:"Come on! It will be fun!"

Zeno:"It will be a pain in the ass."

Denis:"What do i have to do to convince you?!"

Zeno:"Nothing the answer is no and will always be no."

Denis:"So we can never have kids???"

Zeno:"yup no kids."

Denis:"What i want kids!"

Zeno:"Too bad."

Denis:"YOU BUUMMM!"

Zeno:"Mhm.. "

Denis:*idea*"Fine then...If you dont want kids then i guess ill have to go find someone else..."

Zeno:"What do you mean someone else?"

Denis:"SOME ONE THAT LOVES ME ENOUGH TO HAVE KIDS!"

Zeno:"Idiot..."

Denis:"Hmph! Then i guess im going to have to break up with you..."

Zeno:"Your being over dramtic."

Denis:"No! I want kids and if you wont let me then im leaving you!"

Zeno:"Whatever you say...Your just gonna come right back."

Denis:*this is not working* "W-well im not comming back! So-so you better change your mind before i go!"

Zeno:"Denis you dont even have anywhere to go."

Denis:"Yes i do! Ill go get a hotel room!"

Zeno:"You got to be joking..."

Denis:"No im not!"*Pouts and crosses his arms*

Zeno:"....This little skit ur doing is not working...Give up."

Denis:"Mmm...OH COME OONNN PLEASE ZENO!"

Zeno:"Please my ass."

Denis:"JUST ONE!"

Zeno:"No."

Denis:"PLEASE!"

Zeno:"No."

Denis:"ZEENNOOO!!!"

Zeno:"WILL YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT!"

Denis:"No! And kinky."

Zeno:"SHUT UP!"

Denis:"Ill shut up if you say yes! It doesnt even have to be right now! We can wait until we're 30 or something!"

Zeno:"Mmm...No."

Denis:"PLEASE! I beg you! Ill do anything you want!"

Zeno:"....Anything?"

Denis:"ANYTHING JUST PLEASE SAY YES!"

Zeno:"hhhmm......Fine."

Denis:"REALLY?!"

Zeno:"Now you have to do whatever i say."*smirk*

Denis:*angels singing* "DEAL!"

*moments later*

Denis:"DO I HAVE TOO?!"

Zeno:"You asked for it. Now put that unicorn onesie on and run down the street screaming Daddy."

Denis:"Oh my irene why did i agree to this!"

Zeno:"You want ur stupid demon child right?"

Denis:"Yeesss."

Zeno:"Then go!"

Denis:"Aahhaaa!*puts on unicorn onesie*

Zeno:"Ppfftt..."

Denis:"Dont laugh!"*goes outside onto the street then starts to run*"DADDY!DADDY!Daddy!"

Zeno:"HAHAH IDIOT HAHA!"

Neighbor:"Wtf?"

Persone:"Oh my.."

Child:"Mommy why is that man running around in a onesie screaming daddy?"

Zeno:"HAHAH!"

Denis:"Hmph!"*comes back inside the house*"There you happy!"

Zeno:"Haha! Very!"

Denis:"Hmph!*mumble muble*

Zeno:"Oh calm down! All you did was humilate your self infront of the whole neighborhood!"

Denis:"This better be worth it...."

Zeno:"Knowing you it probably will be since your a big softy."

Denis:"-.- *pouty face* "I want cuddles!"

Zeno:"....Hhmm...Alright i mean you did practicly already ruin a kids childhood by doing that so fine."

Denis:"At least i get 2 good things out of this..."

Zeno:"Whats the second?"

Denis:"Cuddles."

Zeno:"You big baby."

Denis:"Yeaah..."

*THE END aw cute cute and funny XD poor child...They had to see that. XD*