taehyung: how are you still home?

taehyung: i saw you in the car

tiny hyung: i forgot my phone so i went to get it and when i came back, both cars were gone

me: ahahHahahHAAHa

yoongi hyung: just get a taxi

tiny hyung: ugh fine

namjoon hyung: sorry jimin, we thought you were in jungkook and jin's car

tiny hyung: :(

jin hyung: do you guys want to hear a joke

hobi hyung: no

jin hyung: yes you do, alright

jin hyung: why aren't koalas actual bears?

namjoon hyung: please no

jin hyung: because they don't meet koalafications

me: ah hyung whhhhhyyyyyy

me: that was a terrible joke

jin hyung: i heard you laugh in the back

hobi hyung: ooh bitch got exposed

hobi hyung:

tiny hyung: that joke wasn't funny

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tiny hyung: that joke wasn't funny

yoongi hyung: we know out of all of us, you at least laughed

taehyung: does anyone remember when we're leaving for america

tiny hyung: why don't you ask your hwarang hyungs

taehyung: nooOOoo not this again

jin hyung: ahahaha

taehyung: pleeaasee someone tell me

yoongi hyung: november 13th

taehyung: yoongi hyung is the only hyung who loves me TT

jin hyung: i feed you

taehyung: jin hyung and yoongi hyung are the only hyungs who love me TT

namjoon hyung: i'm writing a song for you

hobi hyung: i help you learn your dances

me: the only hyung i know is my hyung junghyun

jin hyung: i rAISED YOU SINCE YOU WERE A TODDLER

jin hyung: don't pretend i can't hear you in the back jungkook

hobi hyung: oh yeah, did you tell (name) you were leaving?

me: yeah i did

yoongi hyung: ah (name)

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