Texts [Karushuu]

Chapter 4

Karma
chirp chirp Ima bird

Asano
What?

Karma
QUAK wuAck Ima duCK

Asano
Akabane, are you high?

Karma
nAHhhhhhhh

Asano
I swear, I'm calling the police.

Karma
YOU WWWT I CAN FRICKG INFILTRATE OR HOOSE IN A MATT F SECONDZ N DESATROI YOU

Asano
So you are drunk.

Karma
YE nAh I was juST tHRISy hehehHEHehHEHeh

Asano
I change my mind, I'm calling the SWAT team over. Drunk Akabane can be pretty destructive.

Karma
HEEYeyyYY dON"T LEAvE emee ealoen! i lOv shoEs

Asano
So you have a shoe fetish? I don't know how to respond to that.

Karma
NO YoU DiCKKk I LOEV AHOES

Asano
Wtf???

Karma
SHOEEE I lOv GAKoSHoESsSSS!!

Asano
Gaku-oh. I'll take that as an honest confession since I assume that you are the honest type of drunkard.

Karma
SUKI DESU <3<3

Asano
What type of alcoholic drink did you down?

Karma
Eesti Piiritus?????? ThatS what IT saissssss

Asano
Oh my gOD KArma you just downed Estonia Spirit, that has like 96.6% alcohol content!

Karma
WELl My pareants LefT iT therE on tHE tABle beffffffffor leabing for  anoethr long asd busijnedss trip and ITs watRtWAter

Asano
I'm getting your address from my dad and coming over this instant.

Karma
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai dadiY