When patick says he saw your dick pic
Wow you look like Aragon and Burt McChicken
When your mom makes you work out
When you think you're okay and your mom won't ever ask you about the dick pic...
But then your mom starts texting you telling you
"awwwwwww you have your father's dick!"
Pete: MOOOM STOP!
Looking real fresh Pete
Pete you look drunk or high or haven't had sleep in like 20 days
What if we didn't have a Easter bunny, but we had a peteunny!
And he gave you fob merch, eyeliner, and pizza instead of Easter eggs
When you high AF and your best Fren says "CHEESE!"
Pete PETE IS DYING SOMEBODY HELP HIM AND STOP STARING AT THE PICTURE
I thot this was Ryan for a sec