𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝘆 [𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗰𝗸] ✓

3.1

3.1
[mark phone]
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bunch of crackheads
:

jisungie:
i'm adding lele.

please act normal for once in your life.

i don't want you guys to scare him away, he's a bit sensitive to new people.

tytrack:
he's talking to you jaehyun and johnny

milkguy:
i feel so attacked, i'm normal

parrot:
yeah we're normal

mark:
you guys are not but okay

chitaprr:
just add him

jisungie:
alright, and he's sensitive so don't attack him with questions!

jisung added xx-xxxx xxxx

xx-xxxx xxxx:
hi?

tytrack:
hey how are you? your chenle right?

xx-xxxx xxxx:
i'm good, a little nervous, how are you?

and yeah i'm chenle

tytrack:
i'm good, jisung i like him

jisungie:
yeah i like him too

xx-xxxx xxxx:
who is everyone? i want to put you in my contacts （＾ω＾）

chitaprr:
omg he's so cute

parrot:
i'm johnny

mark:
iM jOhNnY

parrot:
c'mon that joke is old now

mark:
idc

i'm mark

tytrack:
i'm taeyong

milkguy:
hello, i'm jaehyun

chitaprr:
ew, stop acting weird

milkguy:
weird? i just said my name is jaehyun?

mark:
whatever jeffrey

chitaprr:
yeah whatever jeffrey

chenle:
wait, are you jeffrey or jaehyun?

mark:
he's jeffrey

milkguy:
i'm jaehyun!

nO mark, my name is jaehyun

chenle:
ah okay

chitaprr:
i'm ten

yes like the number

chenle:
why is your name a number?

did your parents have ten kids?

jisungie:
yeah, he's the tenth mistake

chenle:
omg jisung be nice

chitaprr:
yes jisung be nice

listen to your boyfriend!

chenle:
yeah, listen to your boyfriend (⌒▽⌒)

chitaprr:
anyway, my nickname is ten. i'm thai and my name is too long and too hard to pronounce

chenle:
oh, what is your real name then?

mark:
it has porn in it

milkguy:
chitaprr leeblayapornknul

parrot:
yeah something like that^

chitaprr:
actually it's chittaphon leechaiyapornkul

jisungie:
just do ten

chenle:
okay :3

banana:
whATS UP FUCKERS YALL UGLY

ANYWAY WHAT DID I MISS

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[a/n]
today, i have a math test. i can't do math for shit and i almost didn't study. what a great time to be alive