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achoo

this is kinda just a completely off-the-rails shitpost so my thoughts might be a bit messy

so i kinda caught a cold from my damn brother

so now we both sound like scratchy grandmotherly pterodactyls yelling at kids whenever we talk

and i have to swamp through a mountain of homework

and my throat feels like death

and i accidentally dropped my ipad the other day when my grandmother was visiting and was browsing through the tv and got onto this channel that plays music aND IT PLAYED FAKE LOVE AND I WAS SCREAMING AND IT WENT SMTH LIKE THIS

me: WaIT a MiNUTE THOSE VoiCeS sOunD fAmiLiAr
me: j-jIMIN??
grandma: aRe yOu oKK??
me: oH MY GOD I KNEW THOSE VOICES SOUNDED FAMILIAR
grandma: aRE YOu oKAYY??
me: NEVER BEEN BETTER
grandma: oh ok thank god
grandma: do you like this song
me: (sees a wild juancock on screen) (exasperated) yEs
grandma: mm ok then

and when i got back to the chair i was on there were crACKS all over my screen protector thank god it wasnt the actual screen otherwise it wouldve been the bamboo stick for me

i meAn it's just a hairline crack at least i didnt totally break the entire thing

theres another crack on the upper right hand corner but my phone's camera is crap so ye

while im at it heres smth i made while trying to bear the misery of having a sore throat

i put t i m e and e f f o r t into it oKay

i honestly just hope this mess of a shitpost at least made someone laugh (preferably choke, but i just swing that way ;)))

um

heres a yoongi selfie/selca to bless you before i leave