❝INSTAFUCK❞ - taekook

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THIRSTYFORTEA WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.

ACCEPT ✔︎
DECLINE

THIRSTYFORTEA: yo

JEONJEON: hsjsjsjsjs hi

THIRSTYFORTEA: so u kno yoongi

JEONJEON: uh ye he's a good friend of mine

THIRSTYFORTEA: hes my bezzo

JEONJEON: i called him my bezzo once and he punched me

THIRSTYFORTEA: djndksndkd lmfao

JEONJEON: it aiNt fUNNy bitch i had a bruise for two weeKS

THIRSTYFORTEA: i am tERRIBLY SoRRY- lemme reword it

THIRSTYFORTEA: aWw pOOR BABY :(((( I HOPE UR OK BUB ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

JEONJEON: i like that one better thx

THIRSTYFORTEA: ffs

JEONJEON: so whyd u wanna message me lol

THIRSTYFORTEA: idk fam u seem p cool n u know some of my friends so

JEONJEON: yeah

THIRSTYFORTEA: and also i know you have a crush on me :)

JEONJEON: error: jungkook.exe has stopped working.

THIRSTYFORTEA: lmao coward

JEONJEON: error: jungkook.exe has stopped working.

THIRSTYFORTEA: ur not funny u fuckface

JEONJEON: error: jungkook.exe has stoped working.

THIRSTYFORTEA: u spelt 'stopped' wrong

JEONJEON: shUT UDPDPPD

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i bet u thought ud seen the last of me

lmfao jk but fr i'm tryna update my books but y'all gotta understand that i can't just reach my hand up my ass and pull updates out- it don work like that if u didn't notice

anyways

enjoy ig

fuck bitches get money,
— skinny penis