The Vampire Diaries and The Originals chatroom

the wedding

(skip boring stuff blah blah blah)

*at the after party*

Skye- r u a vampire

Arabella- yh

Charlotte- I didn't know that

Silas- SO MY DOPPLEGANGER GOT MARRIED. HOW CHARMING BUT I WILL HAVE TO KILL HER. U R MESSING WITH FATE. THE TWO DOPPELGANGERS STEFAN AND ELENA, AMARA AND SILAS ARE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER. THAT WILL NOT CHANGE. SO DAMON AND THIS "ARABELLA" MUST DIE. MY CONDOLENCES *throws wooden stake at Arabella*

Arabella- *catches stake* ew ur disgusting

Damon- WAIT. I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY (PULLS OUT A FLIPPING MASSIVE RING) ELENA GILBERT WILL U MARRY ME?

Elena- oh my fucking god damo-

Skye- dollar in the jar mooom

Damon- sooooooo yes or no...

Elena- (fake thinking) YES!!!! DUHHHH HOW COULD I SAY NO TO A BEAUTIFUL FACE LIKE URS

Damon- idk.

Charlotte- *talks to Caroline, Hayley and bonnie and Rebekah* move back bitches, Skye and I r the maids of honour

Bonnie- but-

Skye- I WARN YOU. CHAIR.

Bonnie- :-( fiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeee

Charlotte- and stop being a moody bitch what r u on ur period or something?

Bonnie- yes

Charlotte- oh ok ( hands bar of lindt) here this should help

Skye- is that from our stash?

Damon- u have a stash?

Skye- noooo...u must be going crazy of old age maybe u should turn ur hearing aid on.

Damon- ouch.

skye- uh huh

wedding service person- I'm sorry miss Charlotte but ur coat was mixed up and is now gone

Charlotte- ( looks like she is gonna beat the crap out of everyone)

Skye- ohhh nooo she's having a bf

Damon- wtf is that

skye- bitch fit...calm down honey its ok....shhhhhhh

Charlotte- THATS IT I COME ALL THIS WAY AND SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON THAT PRADA COAT AND IT GOT LOST. THATS IT IM CALLING UR MANAGER, SEE IM WRITING A LETTER...(WRITES ON RANDOM PAPER) DEAR STUPID MANAGER PERSON....UR IDIOTIC SERVICE PERSON LOST MY $800 COAT. I WOULD LIKE FOR THIS PERSON TO BE FIRED AND AND-

Damon- (compels her) go to sleep for ten mins and forget the coat and the letter.

Charlotte- (sleeps in his arms)

Skye- (talks to service person) ok just um burn the letter and um forget this and um have a nice life. ok u can go

Arabella- bitch fit really?

Skye- like dad and uncle go on a killing spree, that's her way of letting out anger.

Arabella- oh ok

Skye- yh I'm just gonna have some apple juice now. I love apple juice (drinks some "apple juice")

Silas- did u like the apple juice uncle Silas gave u?

Skye- wait....ur not uncle Stefan.... that tasted funny *collapses*

Silas- I can save her but do as I say.

Bonnie- (says some random spell)

Silas- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh stoppppp I'll save her ok? (saves her with some antidote)

Bonnie- avada kedavra bitch u die.

Silas- *dies*

Skye- daddyyyyyyyy I'm scared. take me home now

Charlotte- *wakes up* mommmy I'm scared. take me home

Delena- picks up a child each and takes them home.

(everyone goes home and sleeps with their kids if they have one coz they're scared something will happen)

a/n did u guys like the white chicks reference????? if u haven't seen the movie u should its super funny!!!! oh and I need ideas like asap!!!! feel free to help :-)