'Child'

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Izaya: Shizu-Chan, I'm scared

Shizuo: ?

Izaya: That you'll love another person except for me

Shizuo: Where'd That come from?

Izaya: I've been watching you! You've been hanging around Varona a lot!

Shizuo: ...Thats creepy...

Izaya: Just answer the stupid question! 'Will you ever love another girl'

Shizuo: ...Uh...

Izaya: Just promise you won't and I'll be fine

Shizuo: Problem is...I cant...

Izaya: Wa?? Why not?!

Izaya: Who's this other girl?!

Shizuo: Well, Shes shorter than you, Looks kinda like you and will call you 'Daddy'

Izaya: ...Oh my me...

Shizuo: I know ^^

Izaya: Smooth....But one thing...

Shizuo: ?

Izaya: IM. A. GUY.

Shizuo: I know...?

Izaya: Guys can't get pregnant...Shizu-Chan..

Shizuo: ....Well Shiet....

Izaya: *Facepalm*

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