Izaya: Shizu-Chan, I'm scared
Shizuo: ?
Izaya: That you'll love another person except for me
Shizuo: Where'd That come from?
Izaya: I've been watching you! You've been hanging around Varona a lot!
Shizuo: ...Thats creepy...
Izaya: Just answer the stupid question! 'Will you ever love another girl'
Shizuo: ...Uh...
Izaya: Just promise you won't and I'll be fine
Shizuo: Problem is...I cant...
Izaya: Wa?? Why not?!
Izaya: Who's this other girl?!
Shizuo: Well, Shes shorter than you, Looks kinda like you and will call you 'Daddy'
Izaya: ...Oh my me...
Shizuo: I know ^^
Izaya: Smooth....But one thing...
Shizuo: ?
Izaya: IM. A. GUY.
Shizuo: I know...?
Izaya: Guys can't get pregnant...Shizu-Chan..
Shizuo: ....Well Shiet....
Izaya: *Facepalm*
