Shizuo: Izaya~
Izaya: ....?
Shizuo: You are the sun of my life
Izaya: S-Shizu-Chan?!
Shizuo: Therefore you need to stay 93,960,000 miles away from me
Izaya: *Frowns*
YOU ARE READING
Bleh.
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Shizuo: Izaya~
Izaya: ....?
Shizuo: You are the sun of my life
Izaya: S-Shizu-Chan?!
Shizuo: Therefore you need to stay 93,960,000 miles away from me
Izaya: *Frowns*