DBH | Groupchat

part one

Rachael created a group chat.
Rachael sent invites.
Chyna joined the conversation.
Connor joined the conversation.
Hank joined the conversation.

Rachael: waddup my bros

Chyna: heya

Connor: hello

Hank: the fuck is this?

Rachael: oh I was bored so I just invited all my friends

Hank: who said I was your friend

Rachael: Connor did

Chyna: lolllolool

Hank: anyways I am not in the mood for this, me and Connor just came back from an investigation

Hank: and I already feel sick because he keeps licking the victims blood

Hank: it's really disgusting

Connor: sorry lieutenant, that's just how I analyze the blood type

Chyna: ew

Rachael: oof

Connor: ..lieutenant?

Rachael: hey guys who else should I invite?

Chyna: what about those other guys

Rachael: lol be more specific you bimbo

Chyna: y'know

Chyna: the other guys

Rachael: oh ok

Rachael sent invites.
Markus joined the conversation.
North joined the conversation.
Simon joined the conversation.

Markus: hi?

Rachael: waddup m'dudes

Simon: hi

North: hi

Chyna: hi

Connor: hi

Rachael: stop saying hi

Connor: ok

Simon: wait where's josh

Rachael: I'm pretty sure I invited him

Markus: he's angry with me

Rachael: oh why?

Markus: because he just is

Chyna: hey Connor

Connor: ?

Chyna: can I call you Con Con?

Connor:

Connor: okay

Rachael: lol you weirded him out

Simon: so Markus, how's you and North?

North: gr8

Simon: I wasn't asking you smh

Markus: we're fine why?

Simon: oh no reason

Chyna: Con Con

Chyna: Con Con

Chyna: Con Con

Chyna: CON CON

Chyna: CON CON WHERE R U

Rachael: I think he left lolol

Simon: I mean I don't get why North is so great

Chyna: eee

Markus: wdym Simon?

Simon: what does she have that I don't?

North: I have everything

Rk900 joined the conversation.

Rk900: hello

Rachael: ew who r u

Rk900: I am anything and everything

Simon: I just don't get it because North is a bitch

North: what

Chyna: where'd Connor go

Rk900: I'm right here~

Chyna: ew ur not Connor

Rachael: wait how tf I didn't even invite you , not Connor

Markus: Simon this is why we left you

Simon: ..

Connor: sorry, I'm back, I was dealing with Hank.

Rachael: Connor this guy is pretending to be you

Chyna: lol

Rk900: I am him, but better~

Connor:

Connor:

Connor: get out

Simon: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CANT LOVE ME

Markus: Simon we already had this conversation

Rk900: lol make me rk800

Connor: don't call me that

Rachael: holy shit drama

Chyna: oh yes

North: someone say drama?

Simon: Markus, I gave you my heart. North? She did NOTHING

Simon has logged off.

Markus: f

Markus has logged off.

Rk900: I'm actually curious as to why you're still not destroyed

Connor:

Rk900: I mean I already replaced you

Connor:

Rachael: I don't like this

Chyna: me neither

North: wdym this is gr8

Connor: can you just leave me alone?

Rk900: lol make me

Connor has logged off.

Rachael: uh oh

Rachael: I think he's mad

Chyna: NOO MY BOY SHALL NOT BE MAD

Rachael: wanna go to hank's place and check on him?

Chyna: yes

Rachael has logged off.
Chyna has logged off.

North: Welp, no point in me being here

North has logged off.

Rk900: ah fuck

Rk900: why doesn't anyone love me

Connor has logged on.

Connor: cause you're a piece of shit

Connor has logged off.

Rk900: dammit

Rk900 has logged off.