The Many Adventures of Omegle

Lets All Scare The Children, Shall We? :D

You: pets..........

You: PETS

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: Your crazy!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(aaaaaannnnnndddd le last one for today kiddies xD)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello :D

Stranger: hello=v

You: *looks sideways*

You: HURHUR

You: I don't get it ._.

Stranger: oh =v= ←

You: a belt?

You: a fish?

You: A MAN'S NIPPLE?

Stranger: I‘m Cirl _, what's yours.

You: cril....LIEK TOFU!? :D

You: OH SEXY

You: I hate tofu ._.

You: HA

You: HAH

You: HAHAHA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Just Kidding.........)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: urh...........what comes next?

Stranger: How Old are you

You: 19

You: you?

Stranger: Are you male or female

You: female

You: *I hope*

Stranger: Im 18 about to turn 19 in 1 hour :D and do you have kik?

You: what is a kik? :D

You: I want one! :D

You: maybe..........

Stranger: Its a messenger on the app store for iPods I just got one you should get one and I'm Angelo by the way

You: hmm............no

You: no I don't

You: and I'm carlita

You: and I have a secret

Stranger: Yea?

You: I have three stomachs.

You: one is female

You: one is male

You: and the other is unborn

Stranger: So you are pregnant?

You: nope

You: WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME I'M A GIRL!/?

Stranger: Cause you said 3 stomach I'm so confused :p

You: I did.................

You: oh shit i did :s

You: YOU

You: YOU HAVE NO PROOF

You: LALALALALALAALAL

You: TRICYCLE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!

You: *grows a tree out of my ass*

Stranger: Ahahahahah lol :)

You: ;D

You: it happened baby

You: IT HAPPENED

Stranger: So what's your name I'm angelo

You: *looks around nervously* do you..............want to touch it perhaps?

You: it wont bite..........

You: if you sing to it

You: the song of my people

Stranger: Whats your name

You: NAMES AREN'T IMPORTANT ON OMEGLE! NOW TOUCH MY ASS TREE!

Stranger: Ok lol but please tell me your name

You: I...........DON'T HAVE A FOOT1

You: GOD WHY DO YOU AHVE TO BRING THAT UP! D:

You: and okay ...........I don't wuite knwo what to call myself so.MISSHETOOK!!

You: THAT'S ME NAME!

You: MISSHITOOK!!

You: now.

You: stroke the tree >:[

You: e :]

Stranger: Lol

You: IIT'S WAITING

You: BAHAH IT WANT TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH BEFORE IT--OOps!!

Stranger: Ok :)

You: IT'S DYING

You: MY ASS TREE IS BEING SHAVED OFF

You: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You: YOU KILLED IT

You: YOU!

You: *points to your socks*

You: HARE DARE YOU!

You: I CURSE YOUR NEXT WASH!!

You have disconnected.

(BWAHAHAHA!! OKAY NOW I'M DONE! BYE! XD)