The Many Adventures of Omegle

Lets All Scare The Children, Shall We? :D

You: HI! :D

Stranger: Hi

You: How art thou good stranger!? :D

Stranger: Lololol I'm good yourself?

You: Hmm......intresting....woudl you like an order of zombie with that?

Stranger: Your the first person to make me laugh out loud by the way

You: how about fries?

You: you want fries? :D

Stranger: No I order a werewolf and vappy

You: COKE!?

You: IT'S POWERED!! :D

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: Nope it messy your mind up and rots ur guts

You: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck ...............WALNUT

You: HURHURHUR

You: FUCK FUCK FUCK A DUCK

You: SCREW A KANGAROO

You: MASTURBAITE WITH A SNAKE SUPPORT YER LOCAL ZOO! :D

You: ~Tre Cool everybody! :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WELL BILLIES JOES MOM SHE'S THE QUEEN OF ALL THE ACROBATS

You: SHE CAN DO THE TRICKS THAT GIVE THE KIDS THE SHITS

You: SHE CAN SHOOT GREEN PEAS FROM HER HAIRY FRONTAL ORAL FACE

You: DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP AND CATCH EM ON HER TITS

You: SHE'S...............

You: A GREAT BIG SON OF A BITCH THAT'S TWICE THE SIZE OF ME

You: GOT HAIR ON HER ARSE LIKE THE BRANCHES ON A TREE

Stranger: my mum is the queen of all sluts

You: SHE CAN SHOOT FIGHT FART FUCK FLY A PLANE AND DRIVE A TRUCK

You: THAT'S THE KINDA GURL I WANNA

You: MARRYYY!!!

You: WEE HEE!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: HI! :D

Stranger: how r u?

You: I'M..........

You: WONDERFUL!!!

You: SIMPLY WONDERFUL!!

You: BAHAHAHHAHA

Stranger: nice

You: AND YOU MY PET?

You: *pets your head*