iMessage- Reddie ☼

Im not good at sexting 39

Eddie; don't be a whiny little bitch, it's not attractive

Richie; lmaooo

Eddie; will you tell me what's bothering you tho?

Richie; nope

Eddie; pleaseee

Richie; don't beg, Eddie. It's not attractive

Eddie; I can make it attractive;)

Richie; AHA! So you can sext!!!

Eddie; no, no, nonononono

Richie; I'm telling Stan you sexted me!!!!

Eddie; I did not!

Richie; yes you did. If you can get me hard from a text than it's a sext!

Eddie; you're hard all the time!

Richie; I'm still telling him!

Eddie; I'll show him that dick pic

Richie; oh please, he has plenty

Eddie; WHAT!

Richie; you don't send dick pics to mike or Ben or bill???

Eddie; no, why would I

Richie; for fun

Eddie; you send nudes to Stan for fun?

Richie; and to Bev and bill

Eddie; isn't that like sexual harassment

Richie; not for us, we laugh about it

Eddie; I don't get it

Richie; it's like "oh I'm at the store look hotdogs!" "Oh I'm cooking eggplant" "oh here's my dick"

Richie; you have to have a good sense of humor

Eddie; pfthahahah

Richie; one time bill spilled ranch dressing on the floor and snapped me and Bev in our nudes™️ group chat and said "the girls making me feel a type of way;)" and it was hilarious

Eddie; I don't get it

Richie; the ranch was "cum"

Richie; it really is funny if you think about it... or maybe don't... idk it was funny at the time.

Eddie; why can I not picture bill doing that?

Eddie;also y is Bev in the nudes chat if it's for dick pics?

Richie; listen Ik I'm 1000% strictly dickly ... but boobs are hot

Eddie; she sends you boob pics?!?

Richie; you aren't concerned that she and bill have both seen my dick? Or that I see bills dick??

Eddie; wtf?!

Richie;  it's not that big of a deal

Eddie; does BEN AND ROSA KNKW?!?

Richie; idk.

Eddie; dude I'm not trying to be THAT™️ boyfriend... but I don't really like the fact that you and bill and Bev are exchanging nudes for a joke

Richie; we aren't doing anything wrong

Eddie; I don't think Rosa or Ben would be very happy to hear that their s/o's are sending nudes to each other especially when two of them used to date each other

Richie; Bev and I only dated for like a week wym??

Richie; ohhh you mean bill and Bev

Eddie; yeah

Richie; your not gonna tell ben are you

Eddie; idk maybe... he deserves to know

Richie; Eddie!

Eddie; Richie!

Richie; don't tell him

Richie; what if he breaks up with Bev?

Eddie; then she shouldn't have done it in the first place

Eddie; also I don't think he would, have you seen Bev!?!🤤😍😩💦👅

Richie; your heterosexuality just came out

Eddie; I'm sorry?

Richie; your. heterosexuality. just. came. out.

Eddie; well I'm a heterosexual so... good?

Richie; we're dating!

Eddie; Ik. I looked it up it's called hetero-flexibility or something

Richie; wtf

Eddie; I'm straight

Eddie; except I like you

Eddie; you're the only guy I've ever liked... probably the only guy I will ever like

Richie; oh... okay

Eddie; do you still want me to come over?

Richie; uh.. yeah, if you want

Eddie; ok. Lemme just go eat with my mom and I'll be there

Richie; can't wait

Eddie; will you tell me what's wrong when I get there?

Richie; I suppose I might

Eddie; ok.

Richie; bye

Eddie; bye <3 see you in like 35 minuets bb

Richie; you're so fucking adorable

Richie; <3