B.o.m.d.- clairo
Richie; Listen, I just think you don't understand comedy
Eddie; I don't understand comedy???
Eddie; you don't think Parks and Rec is funny
Richie; that's cause it's fucking boring
Eddie; so I'd rather watch people scream at each other in an office while their boss does weird impressions??? Nah I'll stick with a classic
Richie; A CLASSIC??? Parks and rec wouldn't even be a thing if the office wasn't created
Eddie; ok, but parks and rec is better
Richie; ok, you're wrong, but I still love you
Eddie; I'm right* and I still love me too
Stan; how about both of you shut the fuck up and agree that Brooklyn nine nine is way better than both your puny shows.
Richie; gasp!
Eddie; what?!
Stan; u guys know it's true
Richie; let me tell you why you're wrong
Richie; I will admit Brooklyn nine nine is better than parks and rec. but u just called the office and parks and rec puny. That's so funny stan, see- you know deep down that you can't even compare b99 to the office because- how do I put this nicely?- they aren't on the same level. Sure sure Daryl from the office plays the iconic character Doug Judy, but b99 just isn't as iconic as the office or parks and rec
Stan; omg you are really extra
Stan; does the office have a Jake Peralta
Richie; jim halpert
Stan; a Amy Santiago
Richie; Dwight schrute
Stan; Rosa
Eddie; April ludgate
Stan; captain holt
Richie; Oscar, Michael, and Stanley all combined
Stan; lol I really don't care I was just tired of getting texts and not being in the conversation
Richie; wow rude
Eddie; at least Stan and I agree the office is trash
Stan; I never said that
Richie; oooo burnnn
Eddie; well fuck you guys
Richie; come and join, we are fucking right now
Eddie; I know you aren't
Stan; uhh yes you feel so good around me
Richie; a-fu-fuck right there stanny! Yes yes yes yes yes
Eddie; I am disgusted
Stan; I can't believe I just went along with that for you
Richie; you love me
Stan; yeah well, it's hard not to
Richie; gays unite!!!
Stan; 👏🏻
Eddie; wow.
Richie; I'm sorry. Ur the one who says your not gay
Eddie; are you trying to bi erase me?
Richie; u also said you weren't bi
Eddie; I'm giving the people what they want so they don't get mad at me
Richie; that's smart.
Eddie; thanks I know
Richie; k well I gotta go. Getting fucked by Stan is a lot of work
Stan; wtf I'm doing all the work
Richie; shhhh no one needs to know
Stan; ur insane I'm pulling out
Richie; nooooo!!!
Stan; bye
Eddie; 🤢
Richie; I'm not sorry.
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
