YOU ARE READING Lol book Random Jokes #comment #haha #jokes #lmao #lmfao #lol #vote No I came for carpet 81 3 0 by lovelymiraj by lovelymiraj Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Waiter- Hi welcome to Red Lobster! Would you like a table for two? Me- Noo! Carpet for 3 my wife is coming too!