1. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
6. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
7. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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8. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it
9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
10. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming
