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12. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
13. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
14. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
15. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box
16. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
17. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
18. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
19. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
20. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
