Hamilton: Wait, I'm confused-
Jefferson: That's not new.
Hamilton: Would you let me finish, Thomas?! Geez! So, people write stories... about us... falling in love with them?
Quinn: Not them. The reader.
Herc: Who the [bleep!] is Yunnuh-Lunnuh?
Quinn: That's (y/n) (l/n). It means "Your name", "Last name". Whoever is reading can put their name in the story and be the main character who falls in love with the canon character.
Angelica: And people actually read these?
Quinn: Oh, they're super popular.
Herc: I get it. Who doesn't wanna piece of the Herc?
Hamilton: *laughs* I think everyone knows how to say no to that.
Everyone: *shudders, suddenly feeling some weird deja vu because that line sounds very familiar*
[ENTER SAMUEL SEABURRY]
Samuel: Hello!
Herc: Oh, no, it's that lil [bleep-bleep] loyalist snot again!
Samuel: Excuse me, sir, I am not here for politics! And, might I add... LANGUAGE? No, I am merely here because Quinn invited me to take part in this "reaction" game. I come in peace. Look, I even baked cookies!
Herc, Laff and Laurens: *devour the entire tray*
Laurens: This dude's okay.
Quinn: Well, Samuel, what do you think of these fan fictions? Here, I found a Samuel Seaburry x Reader.
Samuel: *reads a few chapters, turns red, then pale, then green* W-well, it's nice to get a little positive attention for a change, but...
Hamilton: *smirks* Can't handle it, eh, Farmer?
Herc: Man up, weenie!
Samuel: I beg your pardon!
Quinn: Guys, stop bullying the new guy or I'm gonna send you to the time-out corner!
Jefferson: Yes! Send Hamilton to the time-out corner! Please!
Burr: I never signed up for time-outs.
Quinn: Well, I'm gonna give em out to anyone who shows bad behavior! So buck up! Oh, except for the girls. You guys can do whatever you want.
Angelica, Eliza and Peggy: *smirk*
Quinn: So, the consensus on x Reader fan fictions?
Hamilton: I hate them.
Samuel: I think I agree with Mr. Hamilton for once.
Herc: I love em!
Quinn: Well, okay then! We'll see you guys next time!
Hamilton: Bye guys!
Peggy: G'BYE!
Angelica: *blows kiss*
Hercules: Call me, Yunnuh-Lunnuh!
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