Transformers One-Shots and Scenarios

AAO Skits 2

Chemical: ~walks into her shared berthroom and looks at Knight~

Chemical: I like trains

Knight: ....what?

Chemical: ~walks to Optimus’ office and looks in~

Chemical: I like trains

Optimus: …...okay?

Chemical: ~walks into the medbay and see’s Paladin~

Chemical: I like trains

Paladin: Get out.
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Bumblebee: I’m doomed!

Knight: Well, you lived a good life, right?

Bumblebee: I’m too young to die!

Knight: I said good, not long.
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Knight: I’m going to bed.

Paladin: it’s... 3 pm…

Knight: Time is a social construct used by the government to rule our daily lives.

Paladin: …….

Knight: goodnight.
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Mirage: (Comes out a room holding an antique bottle) Hey, is this high grade or perfume?

Chemical: (grabs bottle, drinks all of it) It’s perfume.

Prowl, slightly horrified: It was.
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Optimus: How do you plead?

Jazz: (Looks at Prowl)

Prowl: (Mouths “not guilty”)

Jazz: Hot milky.

Prowl: (slams his helm on the table) For fuck’s sake just lock him up
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Hound: What’s your biggest fear?

Knight: Being alone

Hound: (getting tarantula out of a box) Guess again you idiot.
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Chemical: I’ve got everything under control

Knight: Why is everything on fire?
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Sideswipe: Am I in any trouble?

Ratchet: Take a guess.

Sideswipe: No?

Ratchet: Take another guess
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Jazz: Your smilin’, did somethin’ good happen?

Paladin: Can’t I smile when I feel like it?

Knight: Chemical tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Sunstreaker: (Home alone watching tv and hears footsteps) Who’s there?

Sunstreaker: Come out now!

Chemical: (disguised in all black heading to the kitchen) I was hungry.

Sunstreaker: Go back to the room, and how did you get in?

Chemical: I came the way Santa does every year.

Sunstreaker: What?

Chemical: Big round guy wearing all red and has this big white beard…

Sunstreaker: I don’t even have a chimney.

Chemical: You do now

Sunstreaker: Chemical!
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Prowl: (relaxed on the beach as a ball comes at him)

Jazz: I’ll save you! (ends up getting the ball to the face and ricocheting to Prowl)

Jazz: Almost!
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Smokescreen: Your unusually quiet today.

Arcee: No one plans murder out loud.