Part 2: Piper Gets All The Ladies

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Beauty Queen: Everybody say 'Colorado'

Defeat The Huns: i'M a GiRaFfE 

Wise Girl: Are you literally a giraffe right now?

The Innocent One: Probably 

Ocean Man: It's been ten minutes, he's definitely a giraffe

The Innocent One: Oh, Frank.......

Beauty Queen: I chimed in

Wise Girl: WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

Ghost King: OBEYING THE WORD OF GOD

Wise Girl:..............

Beauty Queen:.............

Beauty Queen has kicked Ghost King from Vines That Keep Me Sane

Beauty Queen: No 

Lesbihonest added Ghost King to Vines That Keep Me Sane

Lesbihonest: Leave my son alone

Ghost King: Thanks mom 

Lesbihonest: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

Wise Girl: Thalia, did you get her into vines?

The Lesbian Archer: Maybe..............

Lesbihonest: And just remember, no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself

Ghost King: TRUE

Leo McShizzle: Thalia, what have you done

Lesbihonest: OH MY BOY GOIN TO SCHOOL FUCK IT UP KENNETH OH KENNETH FUCK IT UP FUCK IT UP KENNETH

Leo McShizzle: Jesus Christ

The Innocent One: What the hell does that mean?

Lesbihonest: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I'LL TELL YOU THAT

The Innocent One: THALIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

The Lesbian Archer: A new kind of stupid

The Innocent One: A damage you can never undo kind of stupid

The Lesbian Archer: An open all the cages at the zoo kind of stupid

Wise Girl added Sunshine to Vines That Keep Me Sane

Sunshine: Where's my ray of sunshine?

Ghost King: Annabeth WHY

Sunshine: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

Ghost King: YOU BETTER STOP

Ocean Man: no, keep going

Sunshine: You make me happy when skies are gray

Ghost King: BITCH STAHP......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sunshine: You'll never know dear how much I love you

Wise Girl: awwwwwwww <3

Ghost King:....................

Sunshine: Please don't take my sunshine away

Beauty Queen kicked Ghost King from Vines That Keep Me Sane

Beauty Queen: He's gone, bitch

Ocean Man: Piper WTF

Sunshine: *pterodactyl screech*

Sunshine: I must find my baby

Sunshine has left Vines That Keep Me Sane

Wise Girl: You gotta admit that that was really cute 

The Innocent One: It was 

Lesbihonest: Jones, BBQ, and Foot Massage

The Lesbian Archer: Babe, use words

Lesbihonest: NO.........it was pretty cute though

Wise Girl: FUCK ME

Beauty Queen: maybe later 

Wise Girl: what?

Beauty Queen: what?

Ocean Man: Piper knows what's up

Beauty Queen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wise Girl:......................

Wise Girl: I have a test tomorrow and i didn't study

The Innocent One: Oh, whatever will the smartest person in this chat do? It's not like she literally knows almost everything off the top of her head 

Wise Girl: Very funny Hazel

The Innocent One: Thank you

Wise Girl: -__-

The Innocent One: what?

Wise Girl: -____________-

Lesbihonest: I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YA'LL! YA'LL NOT GONE GET SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!

The Lesbian Archer: what did i do to deserve this beautiful human being?

Beauty Queen: Something wrong

Wise Girl: PIPER

Leo McShizzle: *air horns* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

The Lesbian Archer changed Beauty Queen's name to A Bitch

The Lesbian Archer kicked A Bitch from Vines That Keep Me Sane

Leo McShizzle: Piper just got yeeted

Ocean Man: Damn straight

Wise Girl: *dam gay

Ocean Man: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Defeat The Huns: What'd I miss?

The Innocent One: too much

The Innocent One: What took you so long?

Defeat The Huns:............i got chased by animal control. someone called in a giraffe that escaped from the zoo

The Innocent One: Are you hurt?

Wise Girl: Why is Hazel such a good girlfriend? The first thing I would've said was "hahhhahahha dumbass"

Defeat The Huns: Yeah, im good

The Innocent One: good ^^

Wise Girl added A Bitch to Vines That Keep Me Sane

A Bitch: I've been laughing at what I said earlier for the past ten minutes

Wise Girl: I've missed you, dumbass

The Lesbian Archer: THAT'S how you be a good girlfriend

Wise Girl: Im not her girlfriend

A Bitch: why you always lyin'? why you always lyin'? mmmmmm oH MY GOD. Stop fuckin lyin'.

Wise Girl:...............

Lesbihonest:...................... Annabeth, can I have her?

The Lesbian Archer: NO..................i want her

Leo McShizzle: How the frick does Piper get all the ladies?

A Bitch: It's a gift 

Wise Girl:  A gay gift

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