pants [yoonmin]

12.

littlemochi:
LISTEN UP TAEHYUNG LISTEN THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP

thekimtaehyung:
what is it?!?!

littlemochi:
IM MESSAGING YOONGI RIGHT NOW ANS I LEFT HIM ON READ BWCAYSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO REAPIND

thekimtaehyung:
maybe not in capital letters? 
stop screaming it's ok

littlemochi:
noOOoO it's not that
I WANT TO CRY :'( omghshahssnsnakszkkzmzkz

thekimtaehyung:
okay why?????
what's the matter jiminie?

littlemochi:
he thinks im a GIRL

thekimtaehyung:
wait what?????
why?

littlemochi:
im guessing because of my pictures!!!

thekimtaehyung:
well tell him you're a boy as simple as that

littlemochi:
what no
it finally makes sense to me 😭😭😭
he just messaged me because he saw my profile picture and assumed im a girl 😭

thekimtaehyung:
you can't pretend to me a girl jimin
don't all of your followers know you like to cross dress?

littlemochi:
well i assumed they did
idk!!!!!
i can't let him know!!

thekimtaehyung:
well uh it's kind of hard to hide that you're a boy if you know what i mean

littlemochi:
im GOING TO DISABLE ALL COMMENTS SO NO ONE MENTIONS IT

thekimtaehyung:
so you're not telling him???
jimin that's catfishing
LITERALLY

littlemochi:
ok taehyung then what do you suggest i do huh?? huh?? HUHHH?

thekimtaehyung:
well idk maybe tell him THE TRUTH

littlemochi:
so you want me to say
"oh hey yoongi! i know you think im a girl but im not! im a MAN who likes to dress like a GIRL clothes and is totally in love with you"

thekimtaehyung:
okkk not exactly like that but you should tell him
wait don't tell him yet
ask him about jungkook!!!
then tell him

littlemochi:
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
I CANT
I LEGIT CANT OMFGSH IM SO SCARED

thekimtaehyung:
DONT BE SCARSD BEST FRIEND UR A HOTTIE

littlemochi:
BUT HE THINKS IM A GIRL
FMLLLLLL

thekimtaehyung:
ITS OKKAYY

littlemochi:
BUt it's NooTT
i need to text him back but idk how
IDK HOW
i gtg i need to think of something

thekimtaehyung:
jiminie just tell him the truth!!

littlemochi:
i know i should
ugh :'(((
i'll ttyl tae

thekimtaehyung:
okkkk remember what i told you
tell the truth!!

read 7:10 p.m.